Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

It's behind you.

Is there a congestion charge for the loos?

Just the normal price of a packet of Ex-Lax...................

Hmmm, as panto season is upon us we'd best watch out for Mother Goose in those loos then?

do you think she will undo buttons?

Best not mention Puss-in-Boots then.

Nor the Ugly Shitsters.

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MAM are doing a panto this year, so line up for the auditions.
They were going to do a nativity play but after trawling through all the BB contributors they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Bet they could find plenty willing to make an ass of themselves though!

I hope you enjoyed St Andrew's day James1 and celebrated like a true Scot - with a nice cup of tea and a shortbread biscuit.

1) Was it St Andrews day?????
2) I'm not a Scot
3) Surely the traditional way is with a pint of Heavy, a fish supper, a deep fried Mars Bar and a fight down the local.
;-)
Alan

BREAKING NEWS:

After all the fuss in Sudan over the teddy bear called Mohammed, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Jamaica.
More to follow.........................

Nice one Al ,where's bos these days ??

groups for 2008 euros

i can't believe italy's group !!! what feckin' spanner worked out that bleedin' system ?

i'm still here, jimmy. how's you?

Hi bos ,i'm fine i am moving to Florida in the new year ,lock stock ,i've been threatening to do it for years but now my son has grown up i feel i can,, so i'm off .
I have had enough of Britain ,traffic wardens speed cameras and all the other crap that Blair's done to this country. Iv'e just been back out there and completed on a house, can't wait ...

Awesome! Good for you Jimmy! Can we look forward to pics of some Florida beauties or are you abandoning us in the dirty mac brigade as well?! Good luck for the future and as they would also say out there, enjoy.

Kim (Steve)

Best of British, Jimmy. I hope you have a fantastic time and I very much appreciate the sentiments of escaping the blights of Blighty!!!
You know my thoughts on Uncle Sam so I will restrict myself to helping you pack the things you need and leave behind those you don't ;-)
To take; Baseball cap, Semi-automatic weapon of your choice, every BBC DVD you can think of (have you seen cable???), Dummies guide to suing everyone, extra stomach for all that starch based food and drink.
To leave behind; Humour, any knowledge at all that there is a world outside the USA, Most of your IQ, Umbrellas, the ability to queue and the notion you can be sane without the need of a psycho-analyst.
Have cards printed up saying "No, I don't know Mrs Smith from Blackpool", and remember that every time the Star Spangled Banner is played it is your duty to shout out "Thats not American, thats an old English tune you bunch of pinko rednecks". I think you will find the automatic weapon useful at this point.
Seriously, have great fun and all the very best.
Alan (&H)

Thanks chaps ,,,,, and Al your bang on, however here is my plan ,i'm moving to Naples which is a very wealthy town in s w Florida on the Gulf so no crime ,it really is not like a lot of the U S A which i have travelled extensively over the years ,i shall buy the Sunday Times on a Wednesday to keep up with last weeks british news ,and watch the BBC channel for news and last years Top Gear ,which by next year will be interesting ,i shall park where i like for 3 days if i want without my car being broken in to and clamped ,i shall also keep my driving license ,i will have more money, a sun tan and fill up my car for the price of a british pack of cigs.

Ha!, we are not in the slightest bit jealous Jimmy. We are BRITISH, we like to have our cars broken into/stolen/clamped, we thoroughly enjoy paying huge prices for petrol, huge taxes on anything that does or does not move, ridiculous prices for parking in an area where our cars will get a really good battering just so that we can go into town to get mugged, pounced on by beggars etc etc, oh, and we love our government. How else could we keep up the tradition of the good old British "stiff upper lip"? Stiff after getting nutted I should add!