Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Hi bos ,i'm fine i am moving to Florida in the new year ,lock stock ,i've been threatening to do it for years but now my son has grown up i feel i can,, so i'm off .
I have had enough of Britain ,traffic wardens speed cameras and all the other crap that Blair's done to this country. Iv'e just been back out there and completed on a house, can't wait ...

Awesome! Good for you Jimmy! Can we look forward to pics of some Florida beauties or are you abandoning us in the dirty mac brigade as well?! Good luck for the future and as they would also say out there, enjoy.

Kim (Steve)

Best of British, Jimmy. I hope you have a fantastic time and I very much appreciate the sentiments of escaping the blights of Blighty!!!
You know my thoughts on Uncle Sam so I will restrict myself to helping you pack the things you need and leave behind those you don't ;-)
To take; Baseball cap, Semi-automatic weapon of your choice, every BBC DVD you can think of (have you seen cable???), Dummies guide to suing everyone, extra stomach for all that starch based food and drink.
To leave behind; Humour, any knowledge at all that there is a world outside the USA, Most of your IQ, Umbrellas, the ability to queue and the notion you can be sane without the need of a psycho-analyst.
Have cards printed up saying "No, I don't know Mrs Smith from Blackpool", and remember that every time the Star Spangled Banner is played it is your duty to shout out "Thats not American, thats an old English tune you bunch of pinko rednecks". I think you will find the automatic weapon useful at this point.
Seriously, have great fun and all the very best.
Alan (&H)

Thanks chaps ,,,,, and Al your bang on, however here is my plan ,i'm moving to Naples which is a very wealthy town in s w Florida on the Gulf so no crime ,it really is not like a lot of the U S A which i have travelled extensively over the years ,i shall buy the Sunday Times on a Wednesday to keep up with last weeks british news ,and watch the BBC channel for news and last years Top Gear ,which by next year will be interesting ,i shall park where i like for 3 days if i want without my car being broken in to and clamped ,i shall also keep my driving license ,i will have more money, a sun tan and fill up my car for the price of a british pack of cigs.

Ha!, we are not in the slightest bit jealous Jimmy. We are BRITISH, we like to have our cars broken into/stolen/clamped, we thoroughly enjoy paying huge prices for petrol, huge taxes on anything that does or does not move, ridiculous prices for parking in an area where our cars will get a really good battering just so that we can go into town to get mugged, pounced on by beggars etc etc, oh, and we love our government. How else could we keep up the tradition of the good old British "stiff upper lip"? Stiff after getting nutted I should add!

Kimoldfield,

I thought your post was going to conclude with the comment......Can things get worse. My feelings are, Yes they can and will.
And believe it or not I'm an optimist. Good job I'm not a pessimist, I would be heading for our local bridge over the river Humber.

Jimmy B,

I also send my best wishes. No doubt you will keep posting. Will you still be share dealing/investing?
With the time lag we may hear info prior to yourself and visa versa.
As long as such info does not state, 'Info not to be released in UK/USA etc and is in the general arena of the releasing country,we should be OK.
Always wanted a Mole in the USA. (I must stop watching 'Spooks').

Jimmy,
Why does it come as no shock to me that you have chosen to live in a town with a name so close to "nipples". Was Brest and The Bikini Atoll also on your shortlist??
I've travelled and lived around a fair bit, and now you've given me a quandry!!!
I love the UK with a passion bordering on Churchillian, and wherever I have been I have missed the following;
The freshness after a good rainstorm, The pub culture, the humour, the Yorkshire Dales, afternoon tea, people accepting their lot in life, political satire, boring Sundays, rained off cricket matches, 2 universities seeing who can row fastest being considered a world class sporting event, never being very good at anything, hot water bottles and people apologising to me when I walk into them. I run home to all these, every time.
But heres the point. Every time I come back, another one has disappeared, to be replaced by a foreign culture, usually spawned by Brussells beaurocracy, Disney, Neighbours or a book called something like; "How to Dynamically live a Dynamic Life, Dynamically".
So what do I do? Stay and watch all that I love being eroded, or go and remember forever a Britain of my (relatively recent) youth?
There is no hope for me. A hopeless romantic for the simpler days. If I emigrate, it must be to a different time, not a different country. i am so jealous you have found your idyll and really hope you make it a personal paradise. I will continue just getting more and more bitter that the world moves on and leaves me behind.

I've just re-read that and what started off as lightweight banter has deteriorated into a damn suicide note!!! Never mind, I really do feel all that.
Alan

The Humber eh Greek?! Remember the great old Humber car, sigh.......another great British product lost forever. I have to disagree though Greek, things cannot get worse, erm, er, oh no, can they???....

My old man had a Humber Super Snipe with column gearchange and front bench seat. On our annual summer holiday trip to his home territory in Sutherland, his five sons took it in turns to stand three abreast with our heads out of the sunroof and salute the occasional AA patrol man. The good old days........ Alan - you should write a book on British culture

Alan, you really do hit the nail on the head! Last time I was in the Yorkshire Dales I found to my dismay that one of the good old Yorkshire traditions was lost forever, pubs that always had beef dripping and chunks of bread on the bar for customers to gorge themselves on, are no longer allowed to do so for reasons that are way beyond my comprehension. I suggest that all true Brits (there probably aren't that many of us left now) get together and take over Anglesey and run it the way a British Institution should be run. For those who enjoy mountaineering, it would be a very short trip 'abroad' to Snowdonia, where it is nearly always fresh!

Thanks all ,and yes i will be investing and still posting on here it's been good fun over the years .
Al i agree with most of your take on the world and i would also like to move to another time zone probably the 40's when we all didn't have so much ,and if i was rich i would have looked at living somewhere in Europe ,however as much as i love Britain (and i do ) i just hate what it has become and what Blair has done to it I havn't found an idyll ,but in terms of what matters to me i may live with a little less stress.

Kim,
Did you ever watch that toungue in cheek documentary series on how to start your own country?? perhaps we should give it a go.
That guy declared his flat in London to be a principality, and technically it appears possible. The problem to overcome is to be recognised by the UN, and this is based on the number of citizens that recognise the country, but since they recognise the Vatican as an independant state we should have no problems!!
Volunteers please for the "Nice republic of MAMland".
Alan

Yep, I'll volunteer!

jimmy b

I was wondering how are you getting over the problem of legally not being able to live in Florida for any more than 6 months in one year and also not being able to stay in Florida for any longer than 90 days on any one visit?

Florida entry requirements for UK nationals: UK passport holders require a valid passport for travel to the USA. Under the Visa Waiver Programme (VWP), most British citizens do not require a visa for holiday, transit or business purposes providing their passports are machine-readable, the stay does not exceed 90 days and a return or onward ticket is held. Holders of other UK passports do require a visa.

Where are you going to live for the other 6 months? England?

I have a green card .

jimmy, were you a mail-order bride-groom for some rich, old yankee widow ? ;)

only joking. good luck with the move. here are a couple of things you may need to fit in ......

Hi bos ,no i wasn't a mail order groom ,however if Jennifer Lopez is reading this i may just succumb to her constant harrasment and meet her for a date ,i'm trying to put some weight on to look good in that shirt and shorts ,you need to be at least 300lbs for those.

sounds like a good idea!

VIENNA (AFP) - Women in Salzburg will this year again be able to pursue their shopping with abandon over the Christmas period, free from sourpuss boyfriends and husbands.

For the second year in a row, a 'creche' will be set up in the town centre where women can leave their partners for a few hours so that they can hunt down all those last-minute presents, without a bored and whingeing spouse.

In a large white tent set up on Salzburg's central Herbert-von-Karajan square, the men will be able to play computer games, leaf through newspapers or magazines such as Playboy, or simply have a drink at the bar with co-suffering "shopping widowers".

Between December 13-23, women can "surrender" their partners at the tent's entrance free of charge between 4:00 pm-10:00 pm.

They are given a numbered ticket which they then have to present on their return to collect their spouse.

Alan,

You mention the Yorkshire Dales at the start of your list then go on to say, "But heres the point. Every time I come back, another one has disappeared".
Bl**dy H**l and I was going there tomorrow, for the weekend. What have they done with it? They haven't given that away to the EU like everything else have they.
Ah yes the old days in a Yorkshire pub, pickled egg and a black (sorry coloured) pudding sandwich with pork scratchings on the side. Still in some pubs (that have Jamie Oliver on the barred list) still serve those items. Although as I understand it they have added some Omega 3 oils.
As to the Humber Snipe, what a great car. 14 mpg when petrol was about 4 shillings and sixpence a gallon.

Jimmy B,

The sooner you go the better. Just look what you started. Been told there is already a que forming at the Humber Bridge. Nostalgia can be a terrible affliction.

Re the crhe idea for women to leave their partners whilst they go shopping. If my wife had to produce a ticket to retrieve me, she would probably loose it very quickly.

Greek.

Jimmy B: Naples, eh? You're certainly heading to the upmarket part of Florida (I have a friend whose mother-in-law has a house there)! best of luck with the move, etc.

ST