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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

tyketto - 01 Jan 2008 22:37 - 6279 of 81564

Seasons greetings all.
How about the fit people parking in invalid spaces and
childless people in the mother and children(cause there
is enough room to get my 4x4 in)

mac

oblomov - 02 Jan 2008 09:28 - 6280 of 81564


Astonishing!

'Kev627' has snitched 275 times.


http://www.betterdrivingplease.com/passparameters.asp?Topic=NewSearch&SearchUserName=Kev627&AllTypes=true

They say (or use to)there are more out than in.
The frightening part is that there are people out there like Kev. There are people being murdered, raped, mugged etc and this guy is raging over this stuff:-

'Number plate was printed using square letters to read CAROL '

'This car followed me at nsl for approx 60 but grew impatient, overtook me and sped off into distance! '

'Driver pulled up alongside side me at roundabout and despite traffic on roundabout he pulled away and drove straight over just to avoid having to follow my minibus!'

Can anyone explain to me how Kev managed this?:-

'Overtook myself on a blind bend whilst I was at nsl '

Even Lewis Hamilton would have trouble with that manoeuver!!!





oblomov - 02 Jan 2008 10:51 - 6281 of 81564


How did he know there was a child in the boot??!!

'This car overtook me on dual carriage way with a child crawling around in the boot!'

oblomov - 02 Jan 2008 10:55 - 6282 of 81564


There really is something about people called Kev, isn't there?

Heres another one - TelfordKev - he beats Andover Kev with 367 snitches!

http://www.betterdrivingplease.com/passparameters.asp?Topic=NewSearch&SearchUserName=TelfordKev&AllTypes=true

kimoldfield - 02 Jan 2008 11:01 - 6283 of 81564

:o)
You've started the year well!

Any resolutions broken yet? My New Year resolution is never to read or post anything on this thread again.................er, oh damn!

oblomov - 02 Jan 2008 11:13 - 6284 of 81564



P.S. Thanks Alan - great site. I'll be steering clear (pun intended) of both Andover and Telford from now on!

jimmy b - 02 Jan 2008 11:27 - 6285 of 81564

Happy New Year all ,,,,, i can,t believe this safe driving site exists ,i intend to register sometime this week and will be posting . Lets see what mayhem we can cause ,i'm going to be complaining about some of the govenment vehicles ,traffic wardens who turn up in my area ,park on double yellow lines and book all the cars in the co op layby and also most of the local police ,anyone at the town council ,local mp's,, boy i'm going to have some fun with this.

jimmy b - 02 Jan 2008 11:32 - 6286 of 81564

I'm just reading the links you'v all put up ,what is wrong with these people ??we need to find Kev and make his life misery, although thinking about it his life probably is misery .

hewittalan6 - 02 Jan 2008 13:36 - 6287 of 81564

Jimmy,
If you don't stop posting on here while eating a mars bar I shall report you to Ian for typing while not paying due care and attention.
I wonder if we can report anyone called Kev for a kind of trainspotters version of kerbcrawling???

kimoldfield - 02 Jan 2008 14:43 - 6288 of 81564

Just been down the A55 and I want to report EVERY driver; they were ALL driving on the wrong side of the dual carriageway! And to rub it in they were all flashing their lights, sounding their horns, gesticulating and shouting;very, very rude I thought.

oblomov - 02 Jan 2008 16:23 - 6289 of 81564

I want to report this motorcyclist for carrying an abnormal load without displaying the relevant warning signs!



The current regulations regarding the movement of abnormal loads are contained in the Government Statutory Instrument 2003 No. 1998 The Road Vehicles (Authorisation of Special Types) (General) Order 2003.



kimoldfield - 02 Jan 2008 16:59 - 6290 of 81564

The cheek of it Oblo!

oblomov - 03 Jan 2008 09:41 - 6291 of 81564

I want to report Prince Charles - he came up behind me like a bat out of hell - and the car has no headlights or indicators! If anyone sees Kev, please tell him!

hewittalan6 - 03 Jan 2008 09:51 - 6292 of 81564

Thank God he's got camilla wearing a mask.
She was giving my kids nightmares.

bosley - 04 Jan 2008 08:23 - 6293 of 81564

i know it's only a centimetre or two and i know it''ll all be washed away in an hour , but dunt it look lovely when you look out of the window and everything is covered in snow :))

jimmy b - 04 Jan 2008 08:43 - 6294 of 81564

Snow ? not down south bos .

oblomov - 04 Jan 2008 09:12 - 6295 of 81564


Had a bit here in Berkshire yesterday morn - settled for about 10 mins. Where are you Jimmy?

kimoldfield - 04 Jan 2008 09:43 - 6296 of 81564

The hills in north Wales are white...........makes it more difficult to find the sheep.

greekman - 04 Jan 2008 09:50 - 6297 of 81564

Oblomov,

As a kid I always wanted to be a Ninja when I grew up. Seeing the picture above (girl crushing motor bike) would have changed my mind. Talk about somewhere to park the bike.

ExecLine - 04 Jan 2008 10:10 - 6298 of 81564

Here's a picture of another fat girl on a bike, although I think the bike must be a very small one.

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