Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

How did he know there was a child in the boot??!!

'This car overtook me on dual carriage way with a child crawling around in the boot!'

There really is something about people called Kev, isn't there?

Heres another one - TelfordKev - he beats Andover Kev with 367 snitches!

http://www.betterdrivingplease.com/passparameters.asp?Topic=NewSearch&SearchUserName=TelfordKev&AllTypes=true

:o)
You've started the year well!

Any resolutions broken yet? My New Year resolution is never to read or post anything on this thread again.................er, oh damn!

P.S. Thanks Alan - great site. I'll be steering clear (pun intended) of both Andover and Telford from now on!

Happy New Year all ,,,,, i can,t believe this safe driving site exists ,i intend to register sometime this week and will be posting . Lets see what mayhem we can cause ,i'm going to be complaining about some of the govenment vehicles ,traffic wardens who turn up in my area ,park on double yellow lines and book all the cars in the co op layby and also most of the local police ,anyone at the town council ,local mp's,, boy i'm going to have some fun with this.

I'm just reading the links you'v all put up ,what is wrong with these people ??we need to find Kev and make his life misery, although thinking about it his life probably is misery .

Jimmy,
If you don't stop posting on here while eating a mars bar I shall report you to Ian for typing while not paying due care and attention.
I wonder if we can report anyone called Kev for a kind of trainspotters version of kerbcrawling???

Just been down the A55 and I want to report EVERY driver; they were ALL driving on the wrong side of the dual carriageway! And to rub it in they were all flashing their lights, sounding their horns, gesticulating and shouting;very, very rude I thought.

I want to report this motorcyclist for carrying an abnormal load without displaying the relevant warning signs!



The current regulations regarding the movement of abnormal loads are contained in the Government Statutory Instrument 2003 No. 1998 The Road Vehicles (Authorisation of Special Types) (General) Order 2003.

The cheek of it Oblo!

I want to report Prince Charles - he came up behind me like a bat out of hell - and the car has no headlights or indicators! If anyone sees Kev, please tell him!

Thank God he's got camilla wearing a mask.
She was giving my kids nightmares.

i know it's only a centimetre or two and i know it''ll all be washed away in an hour , but dunt it look lovely when you look out of the window and everything is covered in snow :))

Snow ? not down south bos .

Had a bit here in Berkshire yesterday morn - settled for about 10 mins. Where are you Jimmy?

The hills in north Wales are white...........makes it more difficult to find the sheep.

Oblomov,

As a kid I always wanted to be a Ninja when I grew up. Seeing the picture above (girl crushing motor bike) would have changed my mind. Talk about somewhere to park the bike.

Here's a picture of another fat girl on a bike, although I think the bike must be a very small one.

Execline,

How dare you. That's an ex of mine and I'm under there somewhere. You can't beat it with the lights out. You should have seen her before the Atkins diet.

You could park 2 bikes on that one, Greek!