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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

hewittalan6 - 28 Jan 2008 13:14 - 6405 of 81564

Now i am seriously fed up.
I have just tried to tax my car online.
And it will not let me. It cannot, for the life of it, work out that even though my insurance expired at noon yesterday, a new one started at the same time. It will let me in 72 hours, and then I can wait 5 days for the disc through the post so I cannot use the car.
This was bad enough. The thought of shuffling along a queue of old ladies at the post office, all sniffling with cold and talking about dead friends fills me with dread. But then I called the DVLA to point out that their inability to operate a sensible computer system should not make me a criminal, and perhaps it would be better if they got real people to do the job instead of form 4b at the local primary school.
Typical of any large body, getting through the automated system and speaking to a real person was more difficult than getting Salman Rushdies home number from directory enquiries.
Today at least, my opinion is that the anti-christ walks among us, and he is employed as a high ranking civil servant.

jimmy b - 28 Jan 2008 13:16 - 6406 of 81564

Anyway i used to have weird dreams about Maggie when i was in my early 20's i don't want to go in to them here.

jimmy b - 28 Jan 2008 13:21 - 6407 of 81564



There quite beautiful ,, i'm sure it was all wrapped up with power and that stern look ..

hewittalan6 - 28 Jan 2008 13:23 - 6408 of 81564

Funny how you consider Bush a moron, but have a desire to live where (arguably) 50% of the population supported him..................................
Anyway, having pervy dreams about The Maggon is very suspect.
Can't you fantasise about Wilma Flintstone, like the rest of us normal types?

jimmy b - 28 Jan 2008 13:31 - 6409 of 81564

No Al since the war most americans don't support him ,and like you there is a lot about the USA i don't like, however in my mind i'm trading up from where i am now .I will have a swimming pool that i can use all year round, sunshine every day, and a big V8 engine that won't cost me my life savings to run.

Nothing wrong with dreaming about Maggie and where is Bos these days ????

hewittalan6 - 28 Jan 2008 13:36 - 6410 of 81564

Wilma more of a teasing little flirt though.
Dunno about Bos. I think he must have given up when the thread got beyond pictures of mucky wimmin.
And leave the big V8 out of it. My big V8 will sit quiet in the garage if the DVLA are left to organise something as difficult as road tax.

greekman - 28 Jan 2008 14:00 - 6411 of 81564

Well for today at least this thread should be called The Talk To Just About Everyone Thread.
But seriously, I have never seen so many opposing strongly held beliefs being aired on a thread where the level of good manners have remained.
Most such discussions would by now have descended into personal insulting comments.
We appear to have far more behavioral moral standings than out glorious leaders.
Perhaps we should start our own political party!
Donations to me via the Birmingham Port Authority PO Box FJ546 or the Project to protect the shorelines of Nottinghamshire PO Box 678A.

ExecLine - 28 Jan 2008 14:10 - 6412 of 81564

Famous people are dying of a drugs overdose and they are not Amy Winehouse or Pete Doherty and do not appear to know Kate Moss. Amazing or wot?

Aggie is still in. Amazing or wot? This just shows the power of the vote if you like good cleaning ladies.

And wot about Ashley Cole? Should Cheryl forgive him for all three times when he hadn't gotten Aimee pregnant on none of the occasions, because he was drunk at the time, anyhow? Allegedly.

oblomov - 28 Jan 2008 14:32 - 6413 of 81564

Alan,

Inflation under Harold Wilson hit 27%

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/politicsobituaries/story/0,,563492,00.html

Under Calaghan 26%

http://www.austin-rover.co.uk/index.htm?govtf.htm

When Thatcher left office it was 9.48% and under John Major it went to 3.41%

http://www.euromonitor.com/pdf/wcssample.pdf

The Unemployment figures in Thatcher's time included people who were on the then equivalent to incapacity benefits.

Todays figures are 1,000,000 unemployed and 2,640,000 on incapacity benefits (they do not work). If you also add in the fact that kids at Uni aren't included in unemployment figures (in Thatchers time they had to be found jobs - now they just get sent off for a wasted 4 or 5 years at so called universities in my opinion just to keep them out of the unemployment figures) you come up with a far higher real jobless total than ever there was under Thatch.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7173453.stm

'Loadsamoney economy'? Would you rather have a 'nomoney' economy?

'North/South divide'? How can you blame her for that? There always was one - the difference being all the jobs used to be in the North. Under Thatcher us poor neglected Southerners got a look in - but the south still has the poorest county - Cornwall.

Jeffrey Archer? Pure gold in entertainment value (and I don't mean his books!).

Norman Lamont? Ditto.

The sinking of the Belgrano - a bit of a cheap shot if you read the circumstances surrounding it and it pails into insignifigence compared with Irag and Afghanistan under B Liar.

The poll tax - agree with moneyplus on that one.


I think the real reason you dont like her is that she didn't keep pigeons , wear a flat cap or race whippets!


bosley - 28 Jan 2008 14:36 - 6414 of 81564

hiya jimmy.

oblomov - 28 Jan 2008 14:51 - 6415 of 81564


p.s. Sorry, that may have been a bit racist!

hewittalan6 - 28 Jan 2008 14:58 - 6416 of 81564

I'm thick skinned (and headed) Oblo. ;-)
Funny thing is, The Maggon was never popular in the north cos thats the area that suffered under her policies, to the benefit of the south. One could argue that the reverse was true of Blair. The south suffered (in terms of the council tax at least) for the benefit of the north.
Politics is one of those delicious areas were we will never all agree, and thats great, just how it should be.
But how come a pinko commie called Oblomov supports The Maggon?
Sorry, that may have been a bit racist. ;-)

aldwickk - 28 Jan 2008 16:20 - 6417 of 81564

No milk for schoolkids ........... less fat kids.

kimoldfield - 28 Jan 2008 17:01 - 6418 of 81564

No milk for schoolkids ............. less fat dairy farmers.

I hasten to add that I actually think dairy farmers in this country get a bit of a raw deal.

oblomov - 28 Jan 2008 18:15 - 6419 of 81564


I just admire the character in the book, Alan. He's everything I'd like to be, really. Fat, lazy and indecisive!! Still, you can't have everything!!!!!

jimmy b - 28 Jan 2008 23:10 - 6420 of 81564

What a good day , where have you been BOSLEY , come back ,we need you ..

Seymour Clearly - 28 Jan 2008 23:34 - 6421 of 81564

Loving this thread guys - great manners, hilarious observations (mainly about Trev) and reminiscences and reasoned discussions about politics. Excellent :-)

jimmy b - 29 Jan 2008 00:23 - 6422 of 81564



gorgeous ,in her younger days.

hewittalan6 - 29 Jan 2008 07:52 - 6423 of 81564

I still fancy Wilma more.
I wouldn't turn down a threesome with them both though.

greekman - 29 Jan 2008 09:03 - 6424 of 81564


Derek Conway, the Tory MP for Old Bexley and Sidcup, has been reprimanded for using the money to pay his son while he was studying at university.

So yet another MP is caught with his grubby fingers in our till.

If he was paying his son a wage+bonuses, I wonder if income tax and as also paid as it should have been. Not casting aspersions, but would be interesting to know.

It appears he may also have put his other son on the payroll.

This year I might just forget, or and make an admin error in the following.

Renewing my Car Tax, Insurance and MOT.
Completing my Tax Returns and when finally remembering, neglecting to state certain incomes.
Community Charge payments.
TV License.
CGT (if I am lucky enough to reach such amounts).
Completion of Electoral Roll.

Although we are not yet anywhere near as corrupt as many countries we are slowly getting there. This Government (and opposition) have lost so much moral ground that they should desist from any attempts to criticize others.

As the Law stands anyone who has evidence (no matter how slim) can make a complaint of a crime. As a tax payer, any such dealings as those alleged to be committed by Derek Conway I could be classed as a victim/complainant.

Perhaps we should all make an official complaint. We might at least get a crime number.

The quicker one off these crooks is sentenced to a prison term the better, but I'm not holding my breath.

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