Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

i just went to a site Al and it had a poll of which one would guys most like a date with ,it's 70% Betty ,Wilma came a poor 30%.

I don't get it she just does'nt appeal to me.

Now thats a dream girl.

To be honest jimmy, in my dreams I slept with Betty, but I was thinking about Wilma, and Betty wasn't very good.
Anyway, I bumped into Fred and Barney in the showers and I cannot compete with Barneys equipment, so it could ruin my reputation.
Despite this , and any similarity in looks, let me make it clear that Bam Bam is not my child and my lawyers are reading if anyone says any different.

Weapons drawn every time you play tomb raider, jimmy??????

Or how about this ,Lara Croft nude ,and someone felt they had to cover her up !!

The biggest problem is we are becoming almost immune to corruption. I wonder how many of us when we read or hear of yet another politician making an 'Administrative Error! just shrug our shoulders and think, 'so what, aren't they all on the take'.

If the powers that be back away from using the law to deal with these people, I will go out of my way to stir things up as much as possible.
In my own small way I may not get anywhere but at least I will feel better.

Note.... Several years ago I watched a man die (heart attack) within 100 yards of a medical practice where at least 10 doctors were present.
I gave him heart massage until the ambulance arrived, (no paramedics then). As they took over I ran to the practice and spoke to 3 different doctors requesting them to attend. All 3 refused giving various reasons, such as too busy with patients, conducting an examination and so on.

I took all 3 to a GMC tribunal, and after the hearing all 3 were disciplined (slap on the wrist) none of their reasons being even partly excepted. I was not satisfied, so after getting the GMC to confirm that although the findings were confidential my copy of the finding were my property to do with as I pleased (never did work out the sense of that) I contacted the local press. All 3 doctors were named and shamed on a full front page spread.

The above is just to show that if you make enough waves (become a pain in the ass) you can get a result.

Where's Guy Fawkes when you need him!..

jimmy,
This is all well and good, and I can see Laras charms (almost), but in the end, shes a computer generated image, so it can never work. Wilmas a real woman, but unfortunately she will never leave Fred.
Never mind. In my dreams I have experienced exactly what it is that makes Fred shout Yabadabadoo every morning, and let me tell you, it's worth the shout.

The competition is declared open.
The MAM sexiest person on TV awards will accept nominations on this thread.
Before any of you run off shouting sexist and pervert (and I plead guilty on both counts), this is open to all three sexes (in case anyone nominates Pete Best).
The rules are simple.
1) Nominate the sexiest person on TV.
2) Add your reasons
3) Jimmy and I will be the sole judges
4) Wilma will win anyway
5) Anne widdicombe is banned from the competition to give all the other women a chance, and anyway, even people on this thread are not that sick
6) Johnny Depp cannot be nominated because that would be the end of that (hell, he even gets me worked up).

My wife is the sexiest person on our TV. It can be dangerous though, we have broken 3 TVs this year alone.

Alan,

OK but whats the prize. Any chance you can arrange an hour of passion (OK 5 mins then) with the winner. Well if I cant vote for Anne Widdecombe it will have to be my second choice, so I nominate Tia Carrere. She has absolutely everything I want. But I doubt she would let me have it.

Sorry don't know how to cut paste photographs. Anyone help. No not Anne Widdecombe

Certainly miss Kinnock, Alan, and Prescott. I don't think we have anyone in the cabinet who you can imagine throwing a punch, mores the pity! Just look at them -theres never been a more boring and wimpish bunch running the country -

http://www.number10.gov.uk/output/Page1371.asp

Theres not one of them you'd be scared of meeting in a dark alley - with the exception of Jacqui Smith, maybe! At least with Maggie you could imagine her wielding her handbag in the European Parliament, even if she never actually had to do it!

Take a look at this - a whole parliament of Kinnocks and Prescotts. Real politicians!

The nominations so far;
Wilma Flintstone
Lara Croft
Tia Carrere (A mid engined 2 seat Italian sports car, but theres no accounting for taste)

Marge Simpson; anyone who can look like Amy Winehouse and not BE Amy Winehouse has to be a front runner in my book. And that voice - sexy or what? Marge I mean.

Jessica Rabbit, best by far (from 'who framed roger rabbit')

Girls, Please.
Nominations on here please, not to my e-mail.
I cannot read them all as fast as you are sending them, every one nominating me.
And keep it clean please. Some of the things you are suggesting are immoral, impossible and probably illegal. Would you care to explain your carnal desires about me to your mothers?????
I will consider the invitations I have had for my nomination and let you know.

Current list;
Wilma Flintstone
Lara croft
Kims missus
Tia Carrere
Marge Simpson
Jessica rabbit.

What a video that would make...................

the 2nd life programme coming up on the tele should be ideal for you lot!

how about Hannah from Echo Beach , never seen eyes like them

I think you're all forgetting the following lady - and she comes with a great car!

md,
I am insulted!!!!!!!
Wilma and I were very close to being engaged before Fred came along and spoiled it all.
To hear you one would think its all in our imagination.
Jessica sings on a Friday night in our local and Lady Penelope was only talking to me the other day at one of Camillas little soirees.
Jimmy often talks of his mountain bike rides with Lara.
Its all true I tell you.

Entries;
Lady penelope
Hannah
Wilma
Lara
Jessica
Tia
Marge
Kims missus

Faye Valentine !!!!

my apologies - i would not wish to spoil a budding romance :-))