CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Choccy - I stayed very busy all week!

Chocolate, that's what I need...it should keep me busy trying to find some.

Me too choccy but I know I have eaten every
last scrap in the house - just popping out,
shall get you some! :-) Perhaps Spacey should
stock some here.........Space Odyssey, of course!

Dear Coffee House users, In order to assist members currently attempting to give up Smoking the Coffee house management team have decided to make the whole place Non Smoking (with the exception of the "special Smoking" area upstairs).

We are also trying to negotiate a deal with Mrs MM to provide her superb Lemon Drizzle Cake(LDC) to help the ex smokers forget about smoking.

Sounds like it might be lamb on the menu before the end of the week.

Had a nice few days away, went to the Antique fair at Newark and stayed at a cracking hotel just outside of Lincoln. Visited Stamford which I thought was a cracking little town.

...smoked lamb?

I was rather hoping to get the odd passive hit, Spacie! ;-))

(No smoking! sign seen on bunny's arrival in coffee house)

Oh so the 'wacky-backy' department is OK but us nicotine addicts
are without a home any more!

(goes red round the base of ears)

Spacie are you trying to kill me?
I can't do several hours without a ciggie!

Is nowhere sacred anymore?
Well this just means I'll have to smoke outside on the fire escape
in the Summer and hide under a table and have a fag in the winter.....
Terrible......life is just to politically correct these days..........
(stomps behind bar)

I'll have to have a large cab sauv now and sulk!

bunny, dont worry you can smoke whatever you want in the "special" area ;-)

As long as it's not with a wacky-backy department only the smell of that
stuff gives me a headache and the room goes all floaty.....

Oh well I suppose I'll stop sulking then.......

;>)

Afternoon. I can see there won't be food served
here for a while, poor Bunny. What with insulting
Priscilla's LDC and now making life for the chefette
difficult, what is Spacie trying to do to this place! LOL

I'll have a quick slug of cab sauv on the terrace with bunny!!

sorry all, no insults were intended, well other than to Lambykins ;-) who has been insulting Priscilla's LDC? that wont do its excellent.

Bunny there are world class extraction fans in the special smoking area and once we have these quitters sorted out we can get back to normal.

Spaccie
I hope you filled in the 325 forms for the new licence

Oh that's a thought....deadline was Friday wasn't it?
Afternoon JJ & Jeffie
:>)

Quick cup of tea for me then off to PO!

Have just noticed the big red message about smoking has now been posted, are we sure it wasn't Germany Spacey was visiting last week - all these rules? ;-)

Don't ask me - I'm too busy having a crafty ciggie behind the door!
;>)

It will be the newly installed smoke detector going off soon then!!!

JJ we only have 5 rules, anything else goes ;-)

Actually even the 5 rules we do have are subject to Concorde Methodology as follows :-

"All Coffee house rules will be strictly enforced other than when they are not enforced, under no circumstances will they be enforced other than when they are. Any members not following the rules will be subject to the same lack of restrictions that apply to anyone else, with the exception of some others who will not be"

Hope this helps clarify the situation.

Sounds like cricket - much clearer :-)

... and I always thought Concorde Methodology was something
I was missing out on! LOL