Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Alan,

OK but whats the prize. Any chance you can arrange an hour of passion (OK 5 mins then) with the winner. Well if I cant vote for Anne Widdecombe it will have to be my second choice, so I nominate Tia Carrere. She has absolutely everything I want. But I doubt she would let me have it.

Sorry don't know how to cut paste photographs. Anyone help. No not Anne Widdecombe

Certainly miss Kinnock, Alan, and Prescott. I don't think we have anyone in the cabinet who you can imagine throwing a punch, mores the pity! Just look at them -theres never been a more boring and wimpish bunch running the country -

http://www.number10.gov.uk/output/Page1371.asp

Theres not one of them you'd be scared of meeting in a dark alley - with the exception of Jacqui Smith, maybe! At least with Maggie you could imagine her wielding her handbag in the European Parliament, even if she never actually had to do it!

Take a look at this - a whole parliament of Kinnocks and Prescotts. Real politicians!

The nominations so far;
Wilma Flintstone
Lara Croft
Tia Carrere (A mid engined 2 seat Italian sports car, but theres no accounting for taste)

Marge Simpson; anyone who can look like Amy Winehouse and not BE Amy Winehouse has to be a front runner in my book. And that voice - sexy or what? Marge I mean.

Jessica Rabbit, best by far (from 'who framed roger rabbit')

Girls, Please.
Nominations on here please, not to my e-mail.
I cannot read them all as fast as you are sending them, every one nominating me.
And keep it clean please. Some of the things you are suggesting are immoral, impossible and probably illegal. Would you care to explain your carnal desires about me to your mothers?????
I will consider the invitations I have had for my nomination and let you know.

Current list;
Wilma Flintstone
Lara croft
Kims missus
Tia Carrere
Marge Simpson
Jessica rabbit.

What a video that would make...................

the 2nd life programme coming up on the tele should be ideal for you lot!

how about Hannah from Echo Beach , never seen eyes like them

I think you're all forgetting the following lady - and she comes with a great car!

md,
I am insulted!!!!!!!
Wilma and I were very close to being engaged before Fred came along and spoiled it all.
To hear you one would think its all in our imagination.
Jessica sings on a Friday night in our local and Lady Penelope was only talking to me the other day at one of Camillas little soirees.
Jimmy often talks of his mountain bike rides with Lara.
Its all true I tell you.

Entries;
Lady penelope
Hannah
Wilma
Lara
Jessica
Tia
Marge
Kims missus

Faye Valentine !!!!

my apologies - i would not wish to spoil a budding romance :-))

Lara in lingerie

I'm in love

Mmmm, she can raid my tomb any day Jimmy!

Tia Carrere,

Just look and Ogle.

Sorry still don't know how to cut/paste a photo.

http://www.tiacarrere.com/

Very nice greek ,but she doesn't compare to Lara.

Doesn't come with a neat car.

c'mon fellas. this isn't even a contest !!! there is only one winner and she is the delightful miss laura esposito, one of the presenters on channel 5's italian football show. worth watching just to see the two male co-presenters actually drooling on live tele :))

Today we are granted a rare insight into the mind of an interfering beaurocrat.
Europe have insisted on a smoking ban in all enclosed public spaces. This has happened despite the well reasoned argument for smoking permitted rooms inside places such as pubs.
To fight the loss of amenity and trade, almost all pubs, clubs and restaraunts have built, at great expense, outdoor heated smoking areas. Customers have taken a real shine to these and are often frequented by non smokers who enjoy the fresh air, and the fact they are heated through the winter by patio heaters. So many pubs have put out tables and chairs to form an outdoor eating patio, all year round.
Someone has pointed out that this is environmentally damaging as all this energy is used to heat the outdoors. I don't doubt this to have been done with the intention of showing the idiot lawmakers how stupid the total ban was, because the heaters cause very little damage anyway.
The response of Brussels has been to now consider a patio heater ban!!!!
Some bright Dr type from an environmental charity has pointed out that patio heaters cause less co2 emmissions than a plasma TV, to try and show how silly their latest plan is.
I've got a fiver says the result will be the european parliament considering a ban on plasma TVs. The alternative is to admit they were wrong in the first place, and that is unthinkable.

the wood burning patio heaters that double as a pizza oven would be a way around it