Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

md,
I am insulted!!!!!!!
Wilma and I were very close to being engaged before Fred came along and spoiled it all.
To hear you one would think its all in our imagination.
Jessica sings on a Friday night in our local and Lady Penelope was only talking to me the other day at one of Camillas little soirees.
Jimmy often talks of his mountain bike rides with Lara.
Its all true I tell you.

Entries;
Lady penelope
Hannah
Wilma
Lara
Jessica
Tia
Marge
Kims missus

Faye Valentine !!!!

my apologies - i would not wish to spoil a budding romance :-))

Lara in lingerie

I'm in love

Mmmm, she can raid my tomb any day Jimmy!

Tia Carrere,

Just look and Ogle.

Sorry still don't know how to cut/paste a photo.

http://www.tiacarrere.com/

Very nice greek ,but she doesn't compare to Lara.

Doesn't come with a neat car.

c'mon fellas. this isn't even a contest !!! there is only one winner and she is the delightful miss laura esposito, one of the presenters on channel 5's italian football show. worth watching just to see the two male co-presenters actually drooling on live tele :))

Today we are granted a rare insight into the mind of an interfering beaurocrat.
Europe have insisted on a smoking ban in all enclosed public spaces. This has happened despite the well reasoned argument for smoking permitted rooms inside places such as pubs.
To fight the loss of amenity and trade, almost all pubs, clubs and restaraunts have built, at great expense, outdoor heated smoking areas. Customers have taken a real shine to these and are often frequented by non smokers who enjoy the fresh air, and the fact they are heated through the winter by patio heaters. So many pubs have put out tables and chairs to form an outdoor eating patio, all year round.
Someone has pointed out that this is environmentally damaging as all this energy is used to heat the outdoors. I don't doubt this to have been done with the intention of showing the idiot lawmakers how stupid the total ban was, because the heaters cause very little damage anyway.
The response of Brussels has been to now consider a patio heater ban!!!!
Some bright Dr type from an environmental charity has pointed out that patio heaters cause less co2 emmissions than a plasma TV, to try and show how silly their latest plan is.
I've got a fiver says the result will be the european parliament considering a ban on plasma TVs. The alternative is to admit they were wrong in the first place, and that is unthinkable.

the wood burning patio heaters that double as a pizza oven would be a way around it

alan, as you say, the smoking ban is europewide. as a small insight into how mentalities differ, when i was in sicily last year i went into an opticians. it was a stunning shop, marble and granite everywhere, sheets of glass with water cascading down, vaulted ceilings and sold top of the range designer glasses. while i was there someone decided it was time for coffee, so some espresso was ordered from a nearby bar and delivered. i was offered one and then they all sat down and got their tabs out. they could do this because they knew that some prick from the local council would not be coming in the enforce the ban. unlike here where we have had two pricks in the last 6 months from the local council making sure we don't allow smoking. (btw, we have never allowed smoking for the simple reason that it stinks. that's what back rooms are for.)

I don't care much for co2 emissions but even less for the selfishness of smokers over the years blowing their disgusting smoke in our faces in pubs and worse restaurants, let them freeze.

oooooooooooooooooooo driver ;)

Bos, God bless the eye-ties!!!
They never did bother following any rules cos there'd be another leader along shortly who'd change 'em again. And if any prick turned up from the council, they would no doubt be reminded they were family, and it would be settled over a chianti. Thats proper local democracy.
Driver. No problem with not smoking in restaraunts, but nobody has yet come up with even a single argument against having a designated smoking room in pubs etc.

bos
It's got its compensations.

Hi Bos ,i don't think she counts ,my understanding of the rules was she had to be a cartoon , and you can't beat Lara in lingerie .

Never mind the meaning of life, this is more important.
I used to be a professional diver and never understood the following......why is it that the colder it gets the more womens nipples stand out (like chapel hat pegs) and the more shriveled a mans privates get.
I wanted to carry out a study on the subject , but after several threats of Police involvement (it's the photographs that did it), I decided against it.
Believe it or not this question is asked in all seriousness, so no mucky comments (some hope) please.

have to agree with you on that one, jimmy ....... although, when i was younger , i do remember daphne and jana of the jungle featuring quite heavily in some of my more lurid self-massaging sessions :) sometimes together ;)