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Sorry, opto - there was a spare bike in the tub.

Evening!

Anyone got a free hammock? Will check in later after a wee snifter. LOL

There's no such thing as a free hammock.

evening hammock lovers.

by which i mean lovers of hammocks not lovers in hammocks if you see what i mean
!

Lovers in hammocks, better than spare bikes in bath tubs :-)

Spaceman
Spoil sport!

He's just had a bad day at the office.

So have I, too busy by far. I think a massage will make me feel better, now who can I massage?

I've had a good day, not at the office though. When Socs has the bath tub fitted out I'll give the bike a try. Make a change from riding down the country lanes.

Spacie - you confused or just having wishful thinking. ROFLMAO!

As for the rest of it, there's got to be a spare hammock. You'll be telling me next I've got to share fireside armchairs during the winter - bollocks to that! ;-)) Some t**t'll nick me Mulled Wind or, worse, Armagnac and you can really forget that!

Think we need an extension here! ;-)

Any ideas on the t**t who would do such a thing?

Where's the oil, Socks?

On second thoughts, BigA - you can keep your mulled wind.

Mulled Wind -- nasty business. Back to the wine for me.

I've had a crap day, so could I have a very large glass of the Californian Cab, Sterling Vineyards would be just fine and dandy.

Crap here too

Shall we celebrate crap then?

Choccie, a pleasure to see you. My day is now less crap.

You too MM :)

Heyy...the crap day is nearly over :)

Why, thank you, Ma'am.

Indeed it is nearly over, and tomorrow is another day.

I shall attack tommorow with Vigour (a new brand of crap day cleaner) and get at it.

:))

Where is everyone, its only 20:07

The dog flap swings open and Poochy-poo rolls in, then slides to the bar for a quick booster.


Ghosty looks from beyond the cellar door and greets poochy with a grin and then glides over to pat him gently.

poochy responds by rolling over to have his tummy tickled.

Ghosty: Hello poochy me old pal and chum hows things?
Poochy: Well you can be the first to congratulate me you old white spirit!
Ghosty: Why what have you done this time?
Poochy: My dashing days of fun are over, poochy is to become a Dad!
Ghosty: Blimey pooch! you went too far this time! but congrats anyway.
Poochy: Thanks! I better go find out how to put a nappy on.
Ghosty: Charming. bye.

Poochy congrats.