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Evening!

Anyone got a free hammock? Will check in later after a wee snifter. LOL

There's no such thing as a free hammock.

evening hammock lovers.

by which i mean lovers of hammocks not lovers in hammocks if you see what i mean
!

Lovers in hammocks, better than spare bikes in bath tubs :-)

Spaceman
Spoil sport!

He's just had a bad day at the office.

So have I, too busy by far. I think a massage will make me feel better, now who can I massage?

I've had a good day, not at the office though. When Socs has the bath tub fitted out I'll give the bike a try. Make a change from riding down the country lanes.

Spacie - you confused or just having wishful thinking. ROFLMAO!

As for the rest of it, there's got to be a spare hammock. You'll be telling me next I've got to share fireside armchairs during the winter - bollocks to that! ;-)) Some t**t'll nick me Mulled Wind or, worse, Armagnac and you can really forget that!

Think we need an extension here! ;-)

Any ideas on the t**t who would do such a thing?

Where's the oil, Socks?

On second thoughts, BigA - you can keep your mulled wind.

Mulled Wind -- nasty business. Back to the wine for me.

I've had a crap day, so could I have a very large glass of the Californian Cab, Sterling Vineyards would be just fine and dandy.

Crap here too

Shall we celebrate crap then?

Choccie, a pleasure to see you. My day is now less crap.

You too MM :)

Heyy...the crap day is nearly over :)

Why, thank you, Ma'am.

Indeed it is nearly over, and tomorrow is another day.

I shall attack tommorow with Vigour (a new brand of crap day cleaner) and get at it.

:))

Where is everyone, its only 20:07

The dog flap swings open and Poochy-poo rolls in, then slides to the bar for a quick booster.


Ghosty looks from beyond the cellar door and greets poochy with a grin and then glides over to pat him gently.

poochy responds by rolling over to have his tummy tickled.

Ghosty: Hello poochy me old pal and chum hows things?
Poochy: Well you can be the first to congratulate me you old white spirit!
Ghosty: Why what have you done this time?
Poochy: My dashing days of fun are over, poochy is to become a Dad!
Ghosty: Blimey pooch! you went too far this time! but congrats anyway.
Poochy: Thanks! I better go find out how to put a nappy on.
Ghosty: Charming. bye.

Poochy congrats.

We have tea and danish in the morning but you can..have, deserve, need, anything that you feel appropiate on this occasion. BTW nice to hear from you again. I'm sure the ladies have missed tickling your tummy.