CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

So have I, too busy by far. I think a massage will make me feel better, now who can I massage?

I've had a good day, not at the office though. When Socs has the bath tub fitted out I'll give the bike a try. Make a change from riding down the country lanes.

Spacie - you confused or just having wishful thinking. ROFLMAO!

As for the rest of it, there's got to be a spare hammock. You'll be telling me next I've got to share fireside armchairs during the winter - bollocks to that! ;-)) Some t**t'll nick me Mulled Wind or, worse, Armagnac and you can really forget that!

Think we need an extension here! ;-)

Any ideas on the t**t who would do such a thing?

Where's the oil, Socks?

On second thoughts, BigA - you can keep your mulled wind.

Mulled Wind -- nasty business. Back to the wine for me.

I've had a crap day, so could I have a very large glass of the Californian Cab, Sterling Vineyards would be just fine and dandy.

Crap here too

Shall we celebrate crap then?

Choccie, a pleasure to see you. My day is now less crap.

You too MM :)

Heyy...the crap day is nearly over :)

Why, thank you, Ma'am.

Indeed it is nearly over, and tomorrow is another day.

I shall attack tommorow with Vigour (a new brand of crap day cleaner) and get at it.

:))

Where is everyone, its only 20:07

The dog flap swings open and Poochy-poo rolls in, then slides to the bar for a quick booster.


Ghosty looks from beyond the cellar door and greets poochy with a grin and then glides over to pat him gently.

poochy responds by rolling over to have his tummy tickled.

Ghosty: Hello poochy me old pal and chum hows things?
Poochy: Well you can be the first to congratulate me you old white spirit!
Ghosty: Why what have you done this time?
Poochy: My dashing days of fun are over, poochy is to become a Dad!
Ghosty: Blimey pooch! you went too far this time! but congrats anyway.
Poochy: Thanks! I better go find out how to put a nappy on.
Ghosty: Charming. bye.

Poochy congrats.

We have tea and danish in the morning but you can..have, deserve, need, anything that you feel appropiate on this occasion. BTW nice to hear from you again. I'm sure the ladies have missed tickling your tummy.

Thankyou opto! yes i do miss you lot very much and especially having my tummy tickled. I will have tea and toast if your paying. :-)

Early signs show that my baby will be born with Bods written on his/her forehead. My girlfriend is on a drip feed of pure Boddingtons to keep the baby happy!!

Should be a very healthy baby Poochy :-) Tea and toast all ready for you honorable guest. Can't understand where the girls are on this occasion, they usually get very exited with these maternal events.

Poochy congratulations! the bunny will be busy knitting booties now
for months :>)

Well at least there's no sign of mulled wind in here this morning
LOL ;.)

Tea?

Thankyou Bun buns. While your at it? could i have some knitted mutt boots for myself. I think poochy and his baby should be equally co-ord dressed.
:-)

Cheecky Pooch, never changes does he :-)

No he don't change, mind you that's why we all love 'im to bits!
I'll see what I can do...do you want a nose muff whilst I'm at it?
;>)

Not to forget a willy warmer as well Bunny :-)