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You too MM :)

Heyy...the crap day is nearly over :)

Why, thank you, Ma'am.

Indeed it is nearly over, and tomorrow is another day.

I shall attack tommorow with Vigour (a new brand of crap day cleaner) and get at it.

:))

Where is everyone, its only 20:07

The dog flap swings open and Poochy-poo rolls in, then slides to the bar for a quick booster.


Ghosty looks from beyond the cellar door and greets poochy with a grin and then glides over to pat him gently.

poochy responds by rolling over to have his tummy tickled.

Ghosty: Hello poochy me old pal and chum hows things?
Poochy: Well you can be the first to congratulate me you old white spirit!
Ghosty: Why what have you done this time?
Poochy: My dashing days of fun are over, poochy is to become a Dad!
Ghosty: Blimey pooch! you went too far this time! but congrats anyway.
Poochy: Thanks! I better go find out how to put a nappy on.
Ghosty: Charming. bye.

Poochy congrats.

We have tea and danish in the morning but you can..have, deserve, need, anything that you feel appropiate on this occasion. BTW nice to hear from you again. I'm sure the ladies have missed tickling your tummy.

Thankyou opto! yes i do miss you lot very much and especially having my tummy tickled. I will have tea and toast if your paying. :-)

Early signs show that my baby will be born with Bods written on his/her forehead. My girlfriend is on a drip feed of pure Boddingtons to keep the baby happy!!

Should be a very healthy baby Poochy :-) Tea and toast all ready for you honorable guest. Can't understand where the girls are on this occasion, they usually get very exited with these maternal events.

Poochy congratulations! the bunny will be busy knitting booties now
for months :>)

Well at least there's no sign of mulled wind in here this morning
LOL ;.)

Tea?

Thankyou Bun buns. While your at it? could i have some knitted mutt boots for myself. I think poochy and his baby should be equally co-ord dressed.
:-)

Cheecky Pooch, never changes does he :-)

No he don't change, mind you that's why we all love 'im to bits!
I'll see what I can do...do you want a nose muff whilst I'm at it?
;>)

Not to forget a willy warmer as well Bunny :-)

Well I'm not measuring him for that Opto!
I know, as you brought it up (ooh that sounds bad.....lol
start again....as you have raised this issue....oh that's not much better.....
AS you mentioned it! (ha! finally a suitable phrase!) maybe as another lad,
you would help me out and get him measured up?
;>)

Not likely Bunny, just make it ample!

I was just about to offer you a compass to assist you out of the hole
you were in.....LOL
Oh well ample it is, and if it keeps falling off in the cold weather, he'll
have to pad it out with some cotton wool - works for us girlies!
;>)

LOL

Gone quiet again in here...

Good afternoon, Golddog to be a dad, well I never....

He learns to learn some multi tasking skills if he wasnt capable of surfing the internet and making babies at the same time.

Hello Jeff, takes a real Pooch to be making babies all day long. How's the Apple? hope it's busier than in here.