CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

LOL - don't think there will be call for the soda syphon now JM has gone
quiet, never mind there's always tomorrow! ;>)
Well this is unusual for me but a nice change, a glass of wine in here at
this time of the day.

Safe from the soda syphon, that's good but could I have a splash in this brandy please.....not too fast now :-)

I think Jeff may still be catching up on the odd hours of the last week, probably asleep in the corner.

Oh the temptation....you do know I only use this thing for 'firing' purposes
and have no idea of how to use it for drink-diluting purposes....ok I'll try..



Oh whoops......never mind you'll dry! ;>)

Well lovely people I have to disappear, time I was tucked up asleep....
yawn....
here's to a good day on the FTSE tomorrow (clink-clink)
sleep well all, I'll see the day birds tomorrow.
:>)

I am very confused! what bunny doing out this late? she must be a bit angry about the breaking of house rule number 3....

I can see I will have to get Sven and Frida ut to adminsister a bit of punishment if this sort of talk continues.

Well bed time for me after a qick swing in the hammock and a smallish southern confort.

What can I say, you do try to be sooooh helpful :-)

I'm away too, night all.

G'night Bunny,

edit, oops and opto

Oh, and it's goodnight from me too..:-)

Good morning. Long old day at work yesterday, 7:30am to 9:00pm. Started from home this morning at 6:00am, hopefully out by 7 tonight.

Weather is too damn good to be in the office

Jeff you will need another 'holiday' in New York next week to recover.

Don't encourage him T-I-M!
;>)

One long cool drink on its way up to Jeffie office.
Now where's my danish?

Don't encourage him T-I-M!
;>)

One long cool drink on its way up to Jeffie office.
Now where's my danish?

I'm repeating -repeating myself-self LOL

Morning all!

Hope the ceiling/wotsit/leak looking better today, bunny! One day off and they have you in a pie here ....... lambykins had better watch out!

Quick coffee for me, then I shall be back in later.

Hi JJ!!!!
:>)

Well I'm ok with it, not a perfect speciman of a ceiling but safe and clean,
mind you the feeling is not shared with everyone so I doubt this will be the
end of the ceiling saga...

Danish JJ?

Going to grab some lunch and hope the afternoon carries on positively.
Ears crossed...

Especially for Jules.. ;)

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form & then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.


Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.


By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

Great love it! :>)

I'm here at long last. Finally managed to extricate myself from the bath. Thunder and lightning down here in Cheltenham, flash, bang, wallop.