Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Whats a frying pan?

Peter, when Wendy isn't around to do the cooking?

FRYING PAN c/o Wikipedia;

This is an acient Chinese God, presumably based on the first Chinese contact with the ancient Greeks.
Pan is half man half horse, but the horse half has mutated ala pegasus, giving him the ability to fly.
It is thought that the idea of a flying horse is why Chinese ladies in ancient pottery from the ping dynasty always carry an umbrella.
Some scholars believe that the bluebirds depicted on the famous Chinese design for cheap plates from the market, are in fact, a pair of frying pans in the distance, not bluebirds close up.

Poor Woolies, though. End of the frying pan era. They just haven't moved and kept breasts with The Times.

By the way, moving stores a bit....I was gob smacked when, passing the magazine rack in Sainsbury's, I spotted a Zoo magazine on the top shelf, like what you do.

Why? Well, the feature for this issue is Rebecca Loos with lots of nude shots. And very tasteful ones too.

How do I know? Why was I gob smacked?

Well, as I walked past, I said to wifey, pointing to said Zoo magazine and with a cheeky grin, "There you are, love. If you want to buy me a nice treat, you can get me one of those."

Without more ado, she reaches up and grabs one and starts thumbing through it. I know we have both been intrigued as to whether or not young Rebecca did it or not with our hero, David Beckham. If she did do it with him, well, yes, she is extremely tasty looking, even if she is a bit wierd.

Anyhow, naturally, I looked over her shoulder. But....NO! She didn't buy one for me. Awww. :-(

Ah well. I shall continue to dream on.

Did she buy you a frying pan Exec? You can fry a horse in one apparently, but only if you have an umbrella. Am I reading too quickly? Dunno, anyway I'm off to the loo to see if I can find Rebecca; she's in there somewhere - apparently.

Re my post 7296.

I see that with the obvious high levels of IQ out there, no one has solved my problem of lighting fire lighters whilst keeping them away from naked flame.

Last night I dreamed I went to Mandalay again........

Greekman you wouldnt want to get a spark near petrol.but if you dont... your car wont start?

OK Oblomov, I give up. Thought your reference to Mandalay was a cryptic clue re my question, but could only find the following reference to fire of any kind. Nothing about fire lighters though.
Rudyard Kipling's Road to Mandalay.
An' I seed her first a-smokin' of a whackin' white cheroot.

Did I miss something?

Tabasco,

Well at least one bright spark replied.

Try rubbing them together Greek. Well, it works with 2 sticks!

Hi Kimoldfield,

Used to be a boy scout and remember being expelled.
It probably was something to do with that old trick of rubbing 2 boy scouts together (or now you mention it, was it sticks, I usually got things mixed up) anyhow, I decided to take it a bit further and tried to rub a scout (me) and a guide together.
I remember a warm sort of glow and a few sparks flying, but no flame of any sort.
I don't know of anyone else getting a dishonourable discharge (no jokes please) from this organisation.
Those were the days.

greekman,
Using a distant (naked flame)- the sun
and a magnifying glass.
mac

Mac, what happens at night when there's no sun?

Was never in the Scouts Greek, and the Guides saw through my disguise :o)

Tyketto,

2 out of 10 as can't get the sun to shine in my lounge (where the fire is). But best suggestion yet.

Kimoldfield,

It wasn't you all those years ago was it. Come to think of it, she was a bit hairy, it was dark and I did have my suspicions.
When you were in the guides, did you go by the name of Luscious Lucinda?
If it helps I was in Donkey Troupe and known as big boy.
This was due to the fact I had the biggest Wattle (see Scouts association).
Please, please tell me it wasn't you.

Anyone watching on cnbc Alistair Darling.yeh but know but yeh but know but wat I am saying is yeh but know!..he's gone!!!

Greek, nah, I was Lucy the Slut from Avenue Q, gave the game away when I tried to dib my dob round the back of the tent with gorgeous Gaynor.

Tabby, if Alistair comes on I change channels!

Greekman,

do you by chance mean woggle vice wattle?

from a Google search of wattle....

Urban Dictionary: turkey wattle
turkey wattle - 1 definition - It is a vagina thats been used and abused.

Kim,

Thank goodness for that. I do have certain standards you know.

Robert A,

Yep. Your right Woggle not Wattle.
Like your definition though, but not going there.

Ok taken my medication, back to normality now.

Tabasco,

When I look a Alistair Darling, I'm amazed that his puppet master Gordon Brown can work him from so far away.
Did anyone else see GB's gaff today when he said faced by David Cameron's first question, on why his multi-billion-pound banks bailout had failed to filter down to the taxpayer, the PM replied: "We not only saved the world..." instead of "Saving the banks".
There appeared to be mass hysteria, even among his own benches. The only one stony faced was GB. I'm not in any way a Tony (I'm a straight sort of Guy Blair) fan but he would have laughed it off. GB doesn't have a clue. Anyone can make a gaff, it's how you deal with it that can make the difference.
GB's people skills are none.

Greek, it was all the talk of Rebecca - 'Last night I dreamed I went to Mandalay again' is the first line from Rebecca (Daphne du Maurier, book & film). Sorry, showing my age.

Yes. Did anyone strike out a Rebecca blow for animalkind and buy a Zoo magazine?

You know it makes sense. This month will end at the end of the month and they might just revert back to Jodie Marsh or something daft for next month.

Oh, and take your wife. It nearly worked with me. You might just be the first. ;-)