CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

I knew you'd see the light, Dazzler. A reformed man. Hallelujah.

:o)

Hmm! ;-))

Yup nobody cross me cos I'll get my mate onto them ;>)
I told you all before Wallace and Gromit or no Wallace and Gromit
eventually we bunnies will rule the world!
;>)


Morning all - danish and a cuppa for me.

You weren't wearing your pinky trackie yesterday then Dazzler?

:o)

Great Pic Hils

Get in there drogba!

Good evening anyone, late shift just come in. Must take a few days off so I can chat with the regulars during the day, I would enjoy that.

Somebody forgotten to unlock this morning?

I

I think its the councils fault, dug the pavement up and forgotten to fill the trench in. No saying who we could find in there.
I'll put the kettle on.

Good call Opto

Shame you didn't look Opto - it took me 20 minutes to dig myself out
of that trench! Walking along minding my own business when - whhooooooommmm
straight down at least 25 foot!
Who ordered cable then?

Shame about Ronnie Barker

Now Bunny, you should be a specialist at digging :-)
Ronnie Barker, Jeff? not seen the news today been too busy on here.

Yes we lost him today - lost as in permanent lose - such a great guy
I loved him as Arkwright best of all, doesn't matter how often I see
them they are still funny.
:>)

Nurse gladys is that your ladders i can see,,afternoon all.

Sad, a tragic loss to entertainment in general and comedy in particular :-(

Let's have a laugh, picked this up on another site:

I know you've experienced this, at least once! The receptionist always
asks you at the doctor's office why you are there, and you say in front of
other patients what's wrong, and sometimes it's embarrassing.

I know most of us have experienced this, but I love the way this old guy
handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

Oh very good!
;>)

Very amusing, I must tell that to the dragon in my surgery.

Hello all.