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Now Bunny, you should be a specialist at digging :-)
Ronnie Barker, Jeff? not seen the news today been too busy on here.

Yes we lost him today - lost as in permanent lose - such a great guy
I loved him as Arkwright best of all, doesn't matter how often I see
them they are still funny.
:>)

Nurse gladys is that your ladders i can see,,afternoon all.

Sad, a tragic loss to entertainment in general and comedy in particular :-(

Let's have a laugh, picked this up on another site:

I know you've experienced this, at least once! The receptionist always
asks you at the doctor's office why you are there, and you say in front of
other patients what's wrong, and sometimes it's embarrassing.

I know most of us have experienced this, but I love the way this old guy
handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

Oh very good!
;>)

Very amusing, I must tell that to the dragon in my surgery.

Hello all.

Some say, "It's just a load of balls!"

Anyone care to help drag a 'lady in distress' out of her plight? You can also push her through the most squeeziest of gaps. She could easily squeezily be dead already. Hmmm?

Amazing or wot?

Strong silent type, eh Jeff?

Change of mind Jeff, maintaining ones standards I presume? It was before the watershed :-))

What's up, where is everybody?

dee dum dee dum, ta ra ra dee dum!!!

Socs, less noise....... please! ..............you're going to wake someone up.

Evening Socco, hows your day been. We managed to get a hotel in Cheltenham for next years festival, says its 10 minutes racecourse and 10 minutes town centre. Its on Pittville Circus Road.

Opto, wake someone up? It's been so quiet in here that a brass band wouldn't wake someone up.

Hi Jeff, that's pretty good, easy walking distance. As for my day, average. I'm in severe danger of DVT from sitting in front of my monitor for so long. Only exercise I get is going to get cups of tea. That's why I like to take my exercise in the hammock.

Now there's an idea.

Oi... who woke me up with that damn brass band

Tell me about it - there's a bit of a crowd in the hammock tonight.

What fun, there's more folk in here tonight than for weeks. Choccy, don't worry about the hammock, it's plenty big and strong enough to hold us. It's a bit of a squeeze getting the dining table, chairs and hostess trolley in though, more tea vicar?