Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Yes I've watched several times - I just hope Brown and co tune in :-).

Problem is if GB watched it he would probably believe it was a serious programme like Panorama. When he gave his slip of the tongue, 'when we have saved the world' speech, it became obvious he has no sense of humour, or the communicating skills to make light of it.

You mean it wasn't a serious programme!

OK I give in. My brain hurts.

Keep it quiet...........a bit of insider information here.

Pedigree Chum are in financial difficulties. They have called in th retrievers............

Keep it quiet...........a bit of insider information here.

Pedigree Chum are in financial difficulties. They have called in the retrievers............

Retrievers, really that is a bit far fetched. Get it far fetched, retrieve. OK never mind, keep taking the tablets (Bob Martins probably).

This Thread's gone to the dogs again.

Woof woof!

Off down to the coast to retrieve some wood.

So much nonsense posted recently, I'm trying not to loose Dis temper.

Good Grief!!!
I thought my jokes were bad, but you lot have given me reason to paws.

Particularly Greek.
I think he needs medical attention.
Probably a cat scan and lab report.

Can't hang around here, written a letter to my cousin who is in Germany..........












must daschund post it.

You know the difference between a dachshund and a market trader?

One bawls his whares out on the street...............................

you are all barking mad

Alan,

Unfortunately I had medical treatment that didn't work and only proved the diagnosis. Every session with the psychiatrist treating me for what he said was a persecution complex, proved worthless. All he did was continually stare at me and try to trap me with his questions, and I could tell by his eyes that he did not like me and wanted to kill me. Even his receptionist took a dislike to me, because as soon as I took my place in the waiting room, she was on the phone. Could not hear what she was talking about but it was obvious she was slagging me off.
Anyway after talking to the psychiatrist , it left me feeling a little Husky. When I was Shepperd outside I felt Hounded. These people always have a Cavalier attitude.
Not like the doctor I went to a couple of days ago with cartilage trouble. All he did was Pekingese (peek at my knees) and treat me like a piece of Shih Tzu, still what a Tosa . Still can't say I'm a Saint (bernard).

Dog tiered now so logging out.

How unhealthy is a doner kebab?

It depends if it is made from a dog that died from rabies!

A few years ago several government bodies decreed that some public institutions were institutionally racist.
Looking at the working of our not so esteemed Members of Parliament, and the House of Lords, I consider them to be institutionally corrupt.
With many decisions being take by our government without due process or even debate, and with the obvious fact that there is one law for us (many) and a different law for them (few) who in their honest view can look at the UK and state that we are still a democratic country in the true sense of the word.
After the latest scandals re none declaration of expenses, and the as yet not proven cash for lobbying I feel that most of the general public hold the average member of parliament in the lowest esteem possible.
Even on the rare occasion when guilt is proven it is shown that punishment is never more that a slap on the wrist with a don't do it again, meaning if you do this time don't get caught.
Whenever I hear the term 'Honourable Member' it turns my stomach.
Honourable and Member should not appear in the vocabulary of these money grabbing, I'm all right jack hypocrites.