Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Particularly Greek.
I think he needs medical attention.
Probably a cat scan and lab report.

Can't hang around here, written a letter to my cousin who is in Germany..........












must daschund post it.

You know the difference between a dachshund and a market trader?

One bawls his whares out on the street...............................

you are all barking mad

Alan,

Unfortunately I had medical treatment that didn't work and only proved the diagnosis. Every session with the psychiatrist treating me for what he said was a persecution complex, proved worthless. All he did was continually stare at me and try to trap me with his questions, and I could tell by his eyes that he did not like me and wanted to kill me. Even his receptionist took a dislike to me, because as soon as I took my place in the waiting room, she was on the phone. Could not hear what she was talking about but it was obvious she was slagging me off.
Anyway after talking to the psychiatrist , it left me feeling a little Husky. When I was Shepperd outside I felt Hounded. These people always have a Cavalier attitude.
Not like the doctor I went to a couple of days ago with cartilage trouble. All he did was Pekingese (peek at my knees) and treat me like a piece of Shih Tzu, still what a Tosa . Still can't say I'm a Saint (bernard).

Dog tiered now so logging out.

How unhealthy is a doner kebab?

It depends if it is made from a dog that died from rabies!

A few years ago several government bodies decreed that some public institutions were institutionally racist.
Looking at the working of our not so esteemed Members of Parliament, and the House of Lords, I consider them to be institutionally corrupt.
With many decisions being take by our government without due process or even debate, and with the obvious fact that there is one law for us (many) and a different law for them (few) who in their honest view can look at the UK and state that we are still a democratic country in the true sense of the word.
After the latest scandals re none declaration of expenses, and the as yet not proven cash for lobbying I feel that most of the general public hold the average member of parliament in the lowest esteem possible.
Even on the rare occasion when guilt is proven it is shown that punishment is never more that a slap on the wrist with a don't do it again, meaning if you do this time don't get caught.
Whenever I hear the term 'Honourable Member' it turns my stomach.
Honourable and Member should not appear in the vocabulary of these money grabbing, I'm all right jack hypocrites.

Not to mention the ones that have been convicted
of crimes and still retain their seats.

Yes unbelievable that you can be a convicted criminal and still retain your seat but if you are an undischarged bankrupt you can't. Presumably there is no shame in having a criminal record (probably because many of them have such a record) but there is shame in being an undischarged bankrupt.
But there again, I thought such members are totally bereft of shame as well as honour.

Are you intending to stand for parliament in the next election on the 'Honest John' ticket?

T_i_m. I don't think anyone with integrity would stand a chance in the zoo of politics. I know of 3 independent councillors (different councils) who have thrown in the towels due to the underhand ways and dodgy dealing going on in local government. They could not take the pressure trying to do the right thing and it wasn't worth the risks to their health. It is unfortunate that many civil servants (even the lowly local government ones) have become too powerful and ride roughshod over the elected members.

Democracy, what Democracy!

Hi This is me,

Totally agree with Rawdm's comments. If you remember the yes minister/prime minister series character Jim Hacker. He went into politics intending to be honest and straight with the electorate (how nieve can you get) but because of the other members of parliament and the Civil Servants found it impossible.

I used to think his character was too much of a bumbling idiot to become an MP never mind reaching the dizzy heights of PM, but seeing the current lot perform he is at least on the IQ scale of Blackadder to Gordon Browns (I have a cunning plan) Baldrick.

Interesting. Watch the fur fly.

Do we need a second house?

If we have one, I would like to see it democratically elected.

Who would be the electors to this body of upright individuals?

Perhaps, the present day lower house, the electorate who normally vote for members of the House of Commons, or a special body consisting of the Great and Noble. (The likes of Blair and Cameron. God help us. However, I would need a God.)

Would the nominated be allowed to have links with education, business, industry, arts, politics, trade unions, religious or pressure groups, the media or have wealth above a certain figure?
Would they be allowed to have had past links or to form new links with any of the above?

Would they have to declare all their worldly possessions before and after service?
Would they have to declare all present earnings and sources at time of nomination and during and after they have served.?

Would their payments (pocket money) be related to the average monthly income or perhaps the minimum wages?



Other than me, who else would stand for election?


What would be the cost of policing such a group?


Just asking.

I think an elected second house is necessary, but it should be full timers with the right to review legislation and return it to the lower house for second or third readings, but will it be any less corrupt I really do doubt.


A certain amount of corruption is built in to a democracy. The corruption may be known or unknown by the perpetrators.

I think I should sign this Cynic.

"A country gets the government that it deserves"

The problem is that the government is just a reflection of the way society is at present. No society has ever been that close to perfection but ours is a lot worse than it was and getting steadily worse.

In which aspects?

My Mate Trev might stand for election.

Depends if he could claim beer and pork scratchings as allowable expenses.

You mean, no change!

It was beaters day on Saturday!

This is me,

I think it is more a case of The government getting the country they deserve.
No one deserves a plonker like GB or his rag tag army of muppets.