Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

She should have sent them 2nd class, more representative of the Labour Government!

Fred,

The problem is (publish and be damned) the media often can not get the info they want, without approaching the court to enforce the act.
But I fully agree with you that the act protects different people in different ways.
Power is everything.
My Dad had many profound sayings, one being....We are all equal, but some are more equal than others. How true.

Kim,

when the labour government have closed all the post offices and destroyed Royal Mail, she won't be able to send them at all. It'll be the first time the government has saved money!

My Dad had many profound statements, too.

My favourite was when he said; "When in Rome, do as the Romans do".

He said this just before he was imprisoned in Italy for killing 20,000 Christians.

hewittalan6

Bit of a lion, your dad.

How much more money will be wasted on so called scientific projects to prove the bleedin obvious.
A project study of male chimpanzee, has found that those who shared their food with the females were more likely to mate with them.
They have used these results to show that a man who gives a female gifts, such as meals out, flowers, jewellery and the like was more likely to get them into bed than men who did not treat them to any gifts.
After spending many years wining/dinning the fairer sex (McDonald's and the local chippy), I'm so relieved I have not been wasting my money.
You may call me a chauvinistic pig, but boys will be boys, as they say.
Any girls out there fancy a curry, (photographs first please, although of course it is not your body I'm after, just your mind).

I wondered what that female chimp was doing in my bed after my last night out!

Don't tell Micheal Jackson, his monkey is cheating on him.
Ever tried the Funky Gibbon, (for those under 50, it's a dance) not a Kama Sutra position. But there again, perhaps not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCPrsTfKJBk

I think it's shocking that murdering, terrorist (sorry suspects filmed training in a Pakistan training camp, then caught armed in a war zone with firearms and bomb making equipment) have been put in an enclosed space with insects that they have a fear of.
Poor lambs. I think they should receive millions in compensation.

Worth a watch. (I make NO COMMENT)

http://www.emrupdate.com/forums/t/12816.aspx

So can these scientists now draw up an equation between a lack of mating and spanking the monkey?????
Something like l=libido, s=sex and m=monkey spanking. Therefore l/s=m2.

I think this could be more important and enlightening than e=mc2, and could explain why youths who spend all their money on computers and X-box games never get the girl.

Just saw this on a van on the way into work, and it makes me fearful for my daughters' liberty:

"Environmental Crime Scene Investigation Unit".

They leave their bedroom light on too often for my liking, and I think it's just a matter of time before they're found out.

They do say that humans counteracting with animals is good for you.
Not sure about spanking the monkey, but how about stroking the cat (think about it).

Just tried that Greek. Apparently it's outside my time limit. :o(

As always, the subject turns to sex.
I have found that experience does improve everything, specially sex. When I was younger and inexperienced the complete act could sometimes take as long as a couple of hours. Now days I can complete the whole act during the 10 minutes half time of a televised football match, including striping from being fully clothed, foreplay, intercourse, a quick cuddle, clothing back on and be back downstairs to make a cup of tea before the second half starts.
There is no substitute for experience.
Beat that.

Ha! You're getting old Greek, I never have the time to make a cup of tea.

What about the 2 hours of begging?

No problem. I love my wife so much she doesn't need to beg.

I don't go upstairs - saves a bit more time!

Depends how fast the stair lift is.

If we have enough time or the wife is still awake, we always do the foreplay afterwards.