Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I think it's shocking that murdering, terrorist (sorry suspects filmed training in a Pakistan training camp, then caught armed in a war zone with firearms and bomb making equipment) have been put in an enclosed space with insects that they have a fear of.
Poor lambs. I think they should receive millions in compensation.

Worth a watch. (I make NO COMMENT)

http://www.emrupdate.com/forums/t/12816.aspx

So can these scientists now draw up an equation between a lack of mating and spanking the monkey?????
Something like l=libido, s=sex and m=monkey spanking. Therefore l/s=m2.

I think this could be more important and enlightening than e=mc2, and could explain why youths who spend all their money on computers and X-box games never get the girl.

Just saw this on a van on the way into work, and it makes me fearful for my daughters' liberty:

"Environmental Crime Scene Investigation Unit".

They leave their bedroom light on too often for my liking, and I think it's just a matter of time before they're found out.

They do say that humans counteracting with animals is good for you.
Not sure about spanking the monkey, but how about stroking the cat (think about it).

Just tried that Greek. Apparently it's outside my time limit. :o(

As always, the subject turns to sex.
I have found that experience does improve everything, specially sex. When I was younger and inexperienced the complete act could sometimes take as long as a couple of hours. Now days I can complete the whole act during the 10 minutes half time of a televised football match, including striping from being fully clothed, foreplay, intercourse, a quick cuddle, clothing back on and be back downstairs to make a cup of tea before the second half starts.
There is no substitute for experience.
Beat that.

Ha! You're getting old Greek, I never have the time to make a cup of tea.

What about the 2 hours of begging?

No problem. I love my wife so much she doesn't need to beg.

I don't go upstairs - saves a bit more time!

Depends how fast the stair lift is.

If we have enough time or the wife is still awake, we always do the foreplay afterwards.

During the footy replays after the match?!

Greekman - I've never tried it on a stair lift - will they take the weight?

Skinny,

Not sure as something creaked.

Talking about football and sex,

How come the last match I watched, Chelsea v Liverpool it took 90 minutes for 22 young virile men to score 4 times between them, (an average of 22.5 minutes) when it only took me, a virile older man 5 minutes to score once.
And I did not dribble before either, nor did I somersault round the bedroom after.

Please feel free to use your imagination.

My wife says I have no imagination.

So a stroke of luck there then! :o)

By the way, who do you think of when you are making love to your wife?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/sun_says/article2346423.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=2346423&nSlide=1

Peter Beardsley

ExecLine,

I liked your link.

WHAT do I think of.......Has the second half started yet.
Who do I think of.......Since seeing Christine Pillow, I think of her, although Ingrid Bergman is to me the most beautiful woman ever (giving my age away now).
A bit of a technophobe, so if anyone can paste a picture of her (Christine Pillow), I am sure others will appreciate why.

Alan,

Peter Beardsley? Now I am seriously worried about you!

A picture of him next to Christine would allow others to compare.

Poor Charlie Mullins!

Will yesterday's 'Budget' force our country's high earner's to go abroad? Hmmm?

Anyhow, here's how it affected Charlie:



Michael Wistow, head of tax at law firm Berwin Leighton Paisner, said: "History shows that increasing tax rates rarely achieves the objective of increasing the tax take, individuals will now look to find other ways of earning money or reducing tax liabilities.

"The attractions of making capital profits will be even more important going forward for individuals, and well-advised businesses and investors will be seeking legitimate ways to keep their tax burden to internationally competitive levels."

Tony Bernstein, senior tax partner at HW Fisher chartered accountants, said: "It will simply encourage many of the wealthier self-employed to incorporate, namely move to a limited company structure, in order to save on tax and warehouse their profits.

"When corporation tax rates were last cut there was a huge increase in incorporations as a result and we're likely to see something very similar now, as the gap between corporate and personal tax rates widens.

"For the employed, it is likely to result in an increase in equity-based remuneration, salary sacrifice and share options, where benefits are deferred."

And here's how darling Alistair is apparently going to balance(?) the books: