Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Good find This-is me.

Another Funny but (true could it work) post. The same could be said of the UK, as illegals have access to so much without having to contribute anything.

On a different track.... re the expenses saga.
I am fast becoming more annoyed at our political system.

I have had a white T shirt printed with the following emblazoned in bright red.

'UK MPs are institutionally morally corrupt. Democracy is dead'.
you never know it might start a trend.

I also wanted a picture of a pig trough with a couple of MPs (pigs) with their greedy snouts in, but unfortunately the stall holders computer link was down.

I wear this T shirt around town and intend to stand near any MPs that are canvasing in our local area. I will also display a copy of his/her expenses claim.
Woe betide any political canvasser that asks for my vote.

I had intended to parade with a placard, but feel I would be clumped together with all the others that do so, such as the End is Nigh, Elvis for PM etc.

Wife is already walking a few yards behind me. No she is not a Muslim, just pretends she is not with me.

greek.
Customs are now changing.
They now make them walk in front to trigger the landmines.

No wonder my wife did not argue and obeyed without question (never happened before). She has always been one of that growing number of females that think they are equal.

I am a proper new man..............a real feminist.

I have found that allowing the missus to believe she is my equal makes her so much happier in the kitchen, and the crease on my trousers has never been better.

I feel the little woman is very content to share in all the decisions, such as whether to buy lamb or beef, and which day to do the washing. Meanwhile the bigger decisions, such as what to watch on telly, and whether or not to go out for a pint would wrinkle her pretty brow, so I keep them from her.

See, it is easy to mix new manism and chivalry smoothly and let her get on with whatever it is women do in the odd couple of hours they are not in the bedroom or kitchen.
Even now she is getting immense satisfaction from polishing my shoes to a gleam, and then she will revel in her role of preparing my breakfast. I, on the other hand, am busy with monetary issues, as you see.

Wow Alan,

Any chance she has a twin sister.

She did have, but she committed suicide in her kitchen. Her husband says he will never understand why. She had been happy in there for 30 years.

Greek, I hope when you are in the crowd, the MP reciprocates and asks you how you make a living and how you deal with your "expenses" etc..

Tell me what the crowd say.

I hope so, would be ineresting.

I was in our local market place a couple of weeks ago and there was a stall being manned by members of the Labour Party. I stood around waiting for the usual approach. It worked. After several minutes, I was asked if I was a member of the Party. Without using bad language, I vent forth my frustration and anger firing many questions of their policies, crime, health, education, immigration, and the EU (mainly the EU) etc.
Almost immediately a fair crowd had gathered. It was almost farcical to listen to the attempt at a defence of these policies. With the crowd becoming ever more vocal in their condemnation I almost (well not really) felt sorry for the poor slob on the receiving end. As after about 30 min the party member conceded far more points than I, i feel it was me who converted him.
Now that the expenses claims are out, can't wait for the next public meeting of politicians in our local area.
My only problem is our local Conservative MP is a Stuart Graham, who every second Saturday holds an open invitation in our market place. He is a very hard working MP who has an excellent reputation for his approach and results. Will look forward to seeing his expenses.

Note... If the proposed action of reporting several MPs for criminal investigation is not forthcoming, I will be making a formal complaint to the appropriate police Force re fraud. As a tax payer I am a victim. As a victim it is open under British law to make such a complaint, This complaint must if there is any substance no matter how minute be recorded, even if the conclusion is 'No Crime'.
Most Police Forces allow you to report a crime, and complete a Crime Report on line.
I urge every tax payer out there to do this.
And before anyone states, It won't get me anywhere, I agree. But I am so bloody angry, I just can't not do anything.

On the matter of 'MPs and their expenses'...

On the basis that they can illustrate a very high competence at being able to look after their own best interests very well, I have to ask myself if that is indicative of them also being able to look after mine?

I mean, like, erm, err, it would not be 'positively indicative' if it were to be the opposite would it?

Hmmm?

No. They are just milking the system. It has to be their first priority - and now greater so, once they get the vibes they are going to get kicked out.

So who else are we going to get to replace them?

Untried and untested political representatives? Virgins?

MPs from fringe parties?

Oh my god!

Just heard on the BBC 1 O'Clock news that several MP's have stated, 'That if they had known what scrutiny their expenses were going to come under, they would not have claimed as they did'. True honest!

A bit like the burglar that said in court, 'If I had known I was going to be caught, I would not have done it'.
Neither is any defence.
I have also heard burglars say, ' I was tempted as the window (of opportunity perhaps) was open'. A bit like the taxpayers pocket, that's been picked.

Both these statements are accurate. The burglar and the MP's are both crooks.

A simple but good analogy, by Richard Beddard of interactive investor,

You have a dog, and I have a cat. We agree that they are each worth a billion dollars. You sell me the dog for a billion, and I sell you the cat for a billion. Now we are no longer pet owners, but Icelandic banks, with a billion dollars in new assets. They created fake capital by trading assets amongst themselves at inflated values, says a London hedge-fund manager. This was how the banks and investment companies grew and grew.

Many people (but not enough) are sent to prison for 'benefit fraud'.

MP's expenses are a benefit!

Won't be moaning here much next couple of days as getting ready for the Coast to Coast walk, with my son.
First thought of doing this about 10 years ago, then as often happens, kept putting it off. Doing it now before I get any older. Will be difficult as without going into detail, many years ago I broke my back. Had no real problem for last 6 years but pulled it slightly last Sunday (bloody typical).
So out of contact with the markets for 2 weeks. No doubt all my shares will zoom up whilst I am away, and dip down on my return, that usually happens.
So forget all those tip sheets. Buy on the 15th, sell before close on the 29th, as thats the day I return. You can't go wrong.

Whilst there are now many examples of fraud among our Honourable Members Of Parliament (a mixed metaphor if ever there was one), the fraud committed by Hazel Blears angers me most. I have sent the following E-Mail to her at blearsh@parliament.uk

Ms Blears,

How can it be that to tell the Parliamentary Expenses Committee that House A is your main home and House B is your second home, therefore gaining expenses on that second home, whilst at the same time telling the Inland Revenue that House B is your main home and House A is your second home therefor avoiding Capital Gain Tax, is not fraud.

One statement is a Lie. This is fraud! You have gained a benefit and like all benefit fraudsters you should go to prison.

You should be totally ashamed of yourself, but I doubt you are capable of shame.

Yours Disgusted,

David *********.

Appreciate she won't even see/read it but it makes me feel a bit better.

There appears to be a higher percentage of crooks in the House Of Commons than there are in our local nick. After all some prisoners who say, " It wern't me gov, you got the wrong bloke" must be Innocent.

Greekman,
Make a complaint to the police.
They are then obliged to investigate.

Morning Tyketto,

See my post 7653. I have already made tentative enquiries, and feel it is best to wait and see (something I am not very good at) if criminal proceedings will be taken as there are many people with more influence than myself making such moves.

I do have over 25 years experience in criminal law, so I will be looking at this deeper next month when I complete my long walk, post 7658.

Note.....It was released today that Elliot Morley has been claiming the interest paid on a mortgage he did not have. To make matters worse, he also admitted that the London house he had designated as his main residence between March 2004 and November 2007, had in fact been rented to Ian Cawsey, the Labour MP for the neighbouring constituency of Brigg and Goole.

Surely at least a prima facie case of fraud.

If I do decide to act re a complaint of crime, I will update this thread.

Greek, On which side of the criminal law. 8-)

I think from memory the swopping houses from home to secondary etc. was advocated as a way with dealing with tax, in many of the FT and other papers. Also on TV.

I listened with interest and saw it as a loophole that the Tax man went along with.

I wonder how many, buying and selling houses over the last 10 years were avoiding CGT.


Anyway, good luck with your walk.

I think they should have barracks for MP's like they have for the Forces. MP's are elected to help us, not themselves!

Good luck with the walk Greek. I did a double walk yesterday, the great house to pub, then pub to house walk. The latter was the most difficult part!

I have already written a letter of complaint to the police.

The reply is below;


Dear Mr Hewitt,

What the F**k are you talking about. Are there any rain forests involved?

Yours sincerely,

Sting.


On a similar note;

On hearing of Peter and Katie splitting up, Madonna has sent her condolances and asked if she can have first refusal on the blind black kid.

Under criminal law I feel false billing would be the way to go re Fraud, or a false statement of fact, IE basically claiming something to which you are not entitled.
If it was down to me I would forget any direct fraud offences and use the associated evidence to go for Corruption in a Public Office.

Been retired now or over 6 years so well out of touch, but to make a false statement to obtain reward is still a fraudulent act.

I think the French had the right idea re the ruling classes with Madam Guillotine.

Went to my local pub last night wearing my 'UK MPs Are Institutionally Morally Corrupt, Democracy is Dead T shirt. Was immediately surrounded by at least 20/30 people (some still sober) who made many positive comments. I have not seen so many people that angry for many a year. The general 'repeatable' comment was relating to what would happen if any such MP or their representative had the nerve to door to door canvas. Also many said they would vote BNP purely as a protest vote.
If this volcano does irrupt it is just what our MPs deserve.

Cheers to all re the good luck, busy today sorting out my 24lb back pack.
When I come back I expect to be reading that all these corrupt MPs have resigned and are being investigated for the offences mentioned.
Look more flying pigs (MPs).
Could they be the same ones that have had their fill from the trough, they were struggling to fly..