Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

SC: no prude me, I assure you, but I do wonder what a young woman is doing driving around with that number plate. Sad or what?

Might not have been a request for sex. I have been heard to shout out S44G ME and similar several times lately when looking at some of my share prices.

I just thought maybe it was Jordan ..Looks like a nice girl...

where did you find the picture of my wife? (she is honest!)

That was her. Just wondering what's wrong with that right eye. That and the peculiar lip drop on the right makes me think she's got Bell's palsy.

I'll keep looking. I'm sure I can help.

Poor thing looks half starved. Her ribs are sticking out.

Come to think of it, so are her thumbs.

Always liked a bit of spare rib, with sauce of course.

THE British Grand Prix has less than 48 hours to secure its place on the Formula One calendar for next season.

Bernie Ecclestone, who owns the rights to F1 events, has warned that his negotiations with Silverstone are over and is waiting to hear if the circuit will pay his price for the race.

They say there is not much between us and them, so they should sign, said Ecclestone. Maybe they have lost their pen but if they dont find it in the next day or two then that is it.

I will pull the race off the calendar and there will be no British Grand Prix to argue about.

Hopes have been high a deal will be secured.

Donington's deal appears to have fallen apart and the Silverstone management are hopeful they can sit round the table and start serious negotiations to secure the long-term future of the Formula 1 British Grand Prix at Silverstone.

It is believed Silverstone's bosses will push Bernie for a long-term contract rather than a single year deal. Then they can more sensibly commit to invest.

I think Bernie wants to go to Donington and might be stalled in the doing of it but nevertheless, it's there and so he really doesn't want to do a long term deal with Silverstone.

Bernie's main thing is the fee he takes for allowing the race to be run at all and with othervenues around the world wanting to take a slot from him, he really doesn't give a toss one way or the other.

My 5 says.... :-(

But 'watch this space'.

Seymore//Exec what are you doing looking at her eyes and ribs ,for some reason i never noticed them.

Goodness - she's not wearing any clothes!!! How did you spot that so easily?

I think she likes 'cross dressers'.

I suppose it's worth a try......

:-)

A Giraffe sleeps only two hours a day a Bat sleeps around twenty hours a dayI would show the giraffe a Trichet videolevel it up a bitIm nodding off and the dogs snoring

More hedge funds in trouble over another insider trading scandal on Wall Street total reaches $40mlnot just aggressive hedge fund managers although their job nearly always involves some sort of criminal activityimo pre-paid cell phonessuited mobstersknow better than drug dealers lock them all up and through away the keythen take the same attitude in this countrysome chance!

I see the Prime Minister has apologised to a soldiers family for spelling his name wrongand for the quality of his writing in a hand written letterevidently he cant see very well?so summarising..hes fatblinduglycant spell or writeMr. Prudent only gives the Banks what they wantand no more!he causes recessiondepression... unemploymentmilitary deployment he raises tax on alcoholthen drives us to drink and only 1 in 10 Britons are giving Gordon Browns economic policies the thumbs upthe other 9 of us are using a different fingerhe thinks we are wavingffs Jeremy Clarksonplease step forward

Kraft want Cadburyso cheese and chocolate aya marriage made in heavenchocolate covered DairyleaI thought when a bid is not acceptedits usual to come back highernext time I am shopping for some Philadelphia I will offer half askedif it is not acceptedIll offer a quarterseems like a good idea?

Is it me or have they changed the opening page of Moneyam ??

No Jimmy, it's not you, it's the new image. I thought at first I was seeing things.
Will take a bit of getting used to.

I have a mate who is an identical twin. he told me what i thought was quite an amusing but true story about someone he knew and met in the pub, "now tell me joe says he,
is it yourself? or is it your brother i am talking to?"

Not happy greek,, moneyam it's not better !

Seymour: Only just noticed, have you? You should have gone to . . . no, I just can't bring myself to say it . . .