Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Hmmm? Looks like Katie Price has settled in quickly and is already winning Gino round.

In fact....., I think he's in love. Aaaaaaaaaaah

Pass me the sick bucket.

OK who is Katie Price and Gino. Is she (Price) the lady who has become the first female manager of a senior footbal club (Fisher Athletic) and he (Gino) her first signing.
No please don't tell me.

Greekmanshe will do anythingif the Price is rightShe has about as much sex appeal as Gordon Brown and if she was the only girl in BritainI would turn Peter Kay!!!a lady she will never be!and thank God she is a one offPersonally I wish she would f**k off!

tabasco,

How dare you say, Gordon Brown has no sex appeal, and use innuendos (Kay). I am sure there are a few females (and probably males) who fancy him. I have therefore reported you to the political correct thought Police, for insulting women, gays, and Christians (taking the lords name in vain) all in one short post. Within a few days you will be 'visited' and taken away for re-programing, due to your homophobic and anti Christian beliefs.
I don't expect you will be free to post on here till your release. As things are you will be away for many months, after all your crimes are not trivial, like serious assaults, robbery, rape and the like.

PS. Let me know what drugs you want smuggling in. I understand that the likes of Heroin, Cannabis are OK but since that drug adviser has published his report, alcohol and tobacco are out.

Crystal meth is OK. Do they do tennis in the nick? Hmmm? Probably.

Open mouth to change feet! Labour man calls Queen 'vermin'

They do any game where a player sometimes has to bend down and pick the ball up.
Actually I love tennis. All them frilly knickers (no not the men). Anyone able to post a picture of Anna Kornikova (I don't have the IT skills).

Skinny,

Just read the link....Mr White said the Queen "milks this country for everything she can".
Funny I thought thats what the MPs did.
Pot/Kettle.

Its a fare cop guv.

Never wanted to lick sand before.

Thanks a million, Skinny

Greekman - checkout photo 4 of 8 - here.

Skinnywhy only greekman?I wouldnt say no to a bit of Posh 'n' Beckswith the lovely Annaunfortunately her back hand would get in the wayand the wifes pretty useful with a macheteother than that... I would lend her one?

Number 5 does it for me skinny :0)
New Balls Please!!!!!!

SkinnyI am with you on four?try this out.go to sixsit back three feet and squint your eyes..
Is it meso to speakor is Mini-Me giving her some oral loving?

I,ll take Gisela Dulko anyday ,she beat Sharapova at Wimbledon this year , what a great match ,,actually sod the the match it was just great.

The other thing I find strangein picture twoif I close my eyes completelyit looks like I am underneath her???.the problem I now have isI am bumping into everything and cant move.

Tabasco,

And I thought I had a dirty mind. I have squinted (never heard it called that before) when looking at no 6 (and all the others) and I see what you mean.
I have found myself thinking perverted thoughts. And before anyone criticise, there is nothing wrong with being a pervert, as long as your not too kinky with it.

tabasco - Should have gone to Specsavers!! Thank God for beatiful ladies! Katie Price (Lego Tits) I don't think so. In her case never has a song been so succinct 'Who Let The Dogs Out' Woof Woof!!!!

Chrishave you read my posts?have another read!that was Anna I was dreaming about and by the wayI have been to Specsaverssometimes I just think funny things?
Greekmansquinting is how Monet produced his masterpieces