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TOUGH QUESTIONS...AND A FEW SURPRISING FACTS



Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?



Read the next question before answering this one.



Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.



Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day



Candidate B -He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



Candidate C -He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be your Choice?



Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.



Pretty interesting isn't it?



Makes a person think before judging someone.



Never be afraid to try something new.

You been trying a new sherbet then, Sputtie?

Choccie- lol it's sad I'm becoming a man of habit :-)

Blimey Sputtie - never pictured you in drag before ;)
Ruthie will be chuffed.

Hey Choccs if I become a man of the cloth, you should take me serious

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I !" ;-)

Go to Heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

I'm dead impressed, Sputtie.
Jeez I could never spell schizophrenics, let alone smell them ;)

Morning all!

Sputtie, you trying to tell us you in some round about way
that you have got some poor woman in trouble? :-) LOL

Just in to throw a log on the fire and put the kettle on!

Here's to a good week for us all.

Sputters needs more water with it I think ;.)

Nice hot casseroles on the go today with jacket potatoes, just too cold to consider eating anything fancy, need rib clinging stuff - and I don't mean
a skinny knit jumper! LOL
:>)

Hello all you rich traders, had a good day?

Foggy all day here so quiet on the airfield. Except for that nasty bloke doing engine runs and disturbing the piece. Tea and toast is in order I think.

Hello Socks
Foggy and cold here.
And foggy.

You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the
conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the
Far East Economic Review:


Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."


Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."


RS: "Rye ..Roon sirbees ..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"


G: "Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs."


RS: "Ow July den?"


G: "What??"


RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"


G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."


RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?


G: "Crisp will be fine."


RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"


G: "What?"


RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"


G: "I don't think so."


RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"


G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."


RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"


G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."


RS: "We bodder?"


G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."


RS: "Wad! ?"


G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."


RS: "Copy?"


G: "Excuse me?"


RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"


G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."


RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on
sigh and copy....rye??"


G: "Whatever you say."


RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."


G : "You're very welcome."

foggy and cold and bloody cold in sevenoaks. i wish i was in Australia.

I'm back

Welcome back Jeff, do you like the cold?

Not much Tim, although nice and warm in Madiera we had a fair bit of rain

Oh Jeff you could have brought the warmth back with you
;>)

Jeff's keeping quiet, probably in bed with a chill. Will take some acclimatising to our weather :-)
Hot soup and a roll will be nice today, simple fare but very effective in producing a nive glow.

I'll join you with the soup, opto
and something hot to drink too, so I
can wrap my hands around the cup.

Jeff's probably trawling the internet for his
next holiday destination :-)

It is so sunny here but soooooooo cold b r r r r

Good afternoon
I did have a bit of a lie in before I was sent to do the shopping. Back to work tomorrow.

Aha, good afternoon Jeff and jj, it's cold here also but no sun :-(