CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Choccie- lol it's sad I'm becoming a man of habit :-)

Blimey Sputtie - never pictured you in drag before ;)
Ruthie will be chuffed.

Hey Choccs if I become a man of the cloth, you should take me serious

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I !" ;-)

Go to Heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

I'm dead impressed, Sputtie.
Jeez I could never spell schizophrenics, let alone smell them ;)

Morning all!

Sputtie, you trying to tell us you in some round about way
that you have got some poor woman in trouble? :-) LOL

Just in to throw a log on the fire and put the kettle on!

Here's to a good week for us all.

Sputters needs more water with it I think ;.)

Nice hot casseroles on the go today with jacket potatoes, just too cold to consider eating anything fancy, need rib clinging stuff - and I don't mean
a skinny knit jumper! LOL
:>)

Hello all you rich traders, had a good day?

Foggy all day here so quiet on the airfield. Except for that nasty bloke doing engine runs and disturbing the piece. Tea and toast is in order I think.

Hello Socks
Foggy and cold here.
And foggy.

You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the
conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the
Far East Economic Review:


Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."


Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."


RS: "Rye ..Roon sirbees ..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"


G: "Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs."


RS: "Ow July den?"


G: "What??"


RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"


G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."


RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?


G: "Crisp will be fine."


RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"


G: "What?"


RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"


G: "I don't think so."


RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"


G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."


RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"


G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."


RS: "We bodder?"


G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."


RS: "Wad! ?"


G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."


RS: "Copy?"


G: "Excuse me?"


RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"


G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."


RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on
sigh and copy....rye??"


G: "Whatever you say."


RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."


G : "You're very welcome."

foggy and cold and bloody cold in sevenoaks. i wish i was in Australia.

I'm back

Welcome back Jeff, do you like the cold?

Not much Tim, although nice and warm in Madiera we had a fair bit of rain

Oh Jeff you could have brought the warmth back with you
;>)

Jeff's keeping quiet, probably in bed with a chill. Will take some acclimatising to our weather :-)
Hot soup and a roll will be nice today, simple fare but very effective in producing a nive glow.

I'll join you with the soup, opto
and something hot to drink too, so I
can wrap my hands around the cup.

Jeff's probably trawling the internet for his
next holiday destination :-)

It is so sunny here but soooooooo cold b r r r r

Good afternoon
I did have a bit of a lie in before I was sent to do the shopping. Back to work tomorrow.

Aha, good afternoon Jeff and jj, it's cold here also but no sun :-(

Now what's happened, where's everyone gone?

still here opto. just surfing around, catching up on stuff