Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

The ban for Al-Muhajiroun and Islam4UK comes after the announcement of a peaceful procession in Wootton Bassett to highlight the atrocities which have been and are being committed by the British regime supposedly within the framework of freedom of expression. However, what is clear is that if you differ with the Brown regime and those who advocate freedom and democracy and whose citizens are supposedly dying for these ideals abroad, then freedom quickly dissipates to be replaced by dictatorship.

Moneyam respectfully request you nip this one in the bud right now!

C.c. are you trying to censor discussion?

Why?

Get a grip Fred!

We know the date of at least one election in 2010. It's the Local Elections on May 6th.

So....it looks like the General Election is also going to be on May 6th.

There also has to be a General Election by Thursday, June 3rd.

As Labour's positon in the Polls improved a bit of late, the Sunday Times has been mentioning March 25th as a possibility too.

Watch this space, eh?

Exec, have watch the space. Couldn't make out anything new.

GB I don't think the election will be before May, which will allow for the economy and employment to be seem to be picking up.

This will give time for the public to realise what it is happening to the economy and for Wisteria and team to expose their obvious weaknesses or naivety even more.

Also time for the tory mods to split with the tory rockers!

Might even have a few more bob in the kitty by then.

I am not sure if there is time for constitutional changes, but may be interesting to look out for.

Anyone watching the odd CBB?

Heidi Fleiss's lips? Hmmm?
Ivana Trump's lips too? Hmmm?

I now have the answer, I think.
A. Silicone injections.

Here's a good example. The pictures are of Lisa Rinna:



Haemorrhoids anyone?

Mwah, mwah.

Self inficted neoplasm? gross!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Get out of the water! NOW!

Seems like they are going to need a bigger boat.

Exec, think the top pic on right of your article needs a bloody good feed....lol...Hell!

Takes me back - I can't remember the nth shot you should shoot the flying saucer with to get the maximum (300?) points.

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One of the funniest posts I have seen on this thread. Pity it's all true. Have e-mailed it to everyone I know.

Regards Greek.

Funny, no.
Tragic,yes.

Ref post 7932

Just had a fun few days.....

Our car is a LandCruiser and I absolutely love it. It's mostly in an immaculate condition and it's obvious to all and sundry we're quite proud of it as well as very pleased with it.

Horror of horrors!

The car remote wouldn't seem to work on our own drive! It wouldn't lock or unlock the car and if you used the master key to manually unlock the vehicle, then the alarm sounded. In fact it even sounded and continued to sound even when one of us started the engine and drove off.

The noise was horrendous! And so embarrassing, too! What a din!

And what a bummer problem because we didn't know what the hell was wrong. Investigation and experimentation revealed the remote would work when the vehicle was not too far distant from our home. So it was only on our own drive and in front of our own home, that the alarm and remote wouldn't work.

Aaaargh!

We took the vehicle twice to the dealers. They couldn't help. They re-set the whole thing up and re-matched the alarm to the keys. Everything seemed to work OK at the dealers and in fact, it seemed to work everywhere else too.

Except when we got home. Click. Nothing. Click, click, click. Nothing, nothing, nothing!

So......a lot of research on t'Internet told me that most likely problem was that something in close proximity, and most probably within our home, was continuously emitting a 433MHz frequency signal. This was the same frequency as the car alarm, you see. Everything pointed to us getting continually transmitted, localised interference.

Has someone bugged the car? Is someone messing up the alarm so as to steal it?

Hmmm?

And then 'Bingo!' I found out the culprit!

I had both moved and changed the batteries in one of those 'Wireless Weather Station' thingummies. It seems they also run at 433MHz.

I took out it's batteries. It stopped transmitting. Car alarm sorted.

I don't want to stop using this thing . It automatically receives the exact time from the Rugby transmitter. It has two satellites from it to tell us the temperature. One is in the loft near the water tank. The other is in the garden on one leg of the pergola post.

Hmmm? Perhaps I can find another location for it? Or maybe use weaker batteries?
Anyhow, I'm not upsetting my neighbours now and I can lock up my car with its remote once again.

I hope it doesn't happen to you. If it ever does, you'll know what causes it.

You might just be opening a can of worms there Exec!!! ;o)

Fascinating stuff. These MHzs etc are beginning to have a little war all of their own; will the day come when nothing works any more because they are all in competition with each and jamming their own signals? Pass me my abacus.

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Good news today.we are out of recession.its official. the economy grew 0.1% last quarter, that means we are now officialy out of recession. phew! thank goodness for that. what has always puzzled me is why it takes 2 quarterly results before officialy being in one and yet just the one to officialy come out. no matter. about time we had some good news somewhere.
regards
jkd

I wouldn't mind that 0.1% in my pay packet.



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I forgot that it already is in the hands of the bankers and MPs' expenses.