Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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What we see from Tony Blair and Gordon Brown is the tip of the iceberg.

"....let it go on any subject you wish...."

The chosen subjects are 'Thighs' and 'Calves' and 'Legs in general'.

Ever noticed how some of them just seem to go on forever?

Yep.

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Why are they all making tagliatelle?

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No1 best Brad Pitts2 best legs3 best face4 best waist5 best forgotten 6 best lips7 best hair..

each one of those, first thing in a morning, for a week would certainly put a spring into your step

Thank Christ I play golf Fridays!!!

Is that yacht varnish on five?

Just to avoid any confusion at a later date:

When I was roaming, I always told people who ask, that Wales was the country that a England was attached to, in order to stop itself sinking, Also suggested it was a colony.

Wellit didnt workwe have never sunk so low!!!

Tabs,

Not the fault of the Welsh, we have tried to raise your standards for years.

Mind, we don't you lowering them again on Saturday! 8~)

Tabasco,

You state you play golf on Fridays. So if the rest of us took dcb suggestion, one first thing in a morning for a week we would still be several holes behind you.
Still I would bet most of us would like to make a hole in one. Which one is the problem.

Note... Just in case some smutty minds on here think I am lowering the standard of this thread (that would take some doing) I am of course referring to golf courses and the fact that those who don't play golf regularly will make less holes than those who do.
Which one, is referring to which one of 18.

Fred1,
Was going to mention the Welsh and sheep, but as I now live in Yorkshire, I better not go there.

Its trueyou cant buy the quality crack cocaine on the streets of Englandlike you can in Waleswe are miles behind on the Rugby frontIll go for a 0-0 draw lol.

Greeklets not beat about the bush.dont tell me you could sh*g No5

Sorry. Don't understand what an ex USA President has to do with it.

Not only is she covered in yacht varnishand has an Ian Wright hair-cutI would have to check her Equator..