Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Wellit didnt workwe have never sunk so low!!!

Tabs,

Not the fault of the Welsh, we have tried to raise your standards for years.

Mind, we don't you lowering them again on Saturday! 8~)

Tabasco,

You state you play golf on Fridays. So if the rest of us took dcb suggestion, one first thing in a morning for a week we would still be several holes behind you.
Still I would bet most of us would like to make a hole in one. Which one is the problem.

Note... Just in case some smutty minds on here think I am lowering the standard of this thread (that would take some doing) I am of course referring to golf courses and the fact that those who don't play golf regularly will make less holes than those who do.
Which one, is referring to which one of 18.

Fred1,
Was going to mention the Welsh and sheep, but as I now live in Yorkshire, I better not go there.

Its trueyou cant buy the quality crack cocaine on the streets of Englandlike you can in Waleswe are miles behind on the Rugby frontIll go for a 0-0 draw lol.

Greeklets not beat about the bush.dont tell me you could sh*g No5

Sorry. Don't understand what an ex USA President has to do with it.

Not only is she covered in yacht varnishand has an Ian Wright hair-cutI would have to check her Equator..

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I notice Execs interest ie. "post 8133"!

But aren't the posers transsexuals.













Of course i could be wrong as my eyes are not as good as they were.

Exec - Where do I park my bike? Nothing to keep your ears warm in winter either! Maybe I'm just getting old cause those flippity jibbets do nowt for
me :o).

Wellthats me out to golf every day then.

Well, for me, giving me the ability to look at their fantastic legs, is just about all those girls have to offer me - being a happily married man and all that.

Thank you girls. Keep on getting photographed and I'll keep on looking. :-)

One other lovely lady in my life telephoned about an hour ago. She says she cannot visit tomorrow to cut my hair.

"Oh dear," I ventured. "What's wrong?"

"I've broken a bone in my neck," she said. "I've been fitted with a brace and haven't slept much. Can we make it Thursday next week?"

How could I turn her down?

(Thinks.....Well, not onto her head, anyway..... :-)

Ah well.

I bet poster post 8133 was reviewed by some a little more carefully. 8-)

Just enjoying Gordon slamming Wisteria on the Daily Politics.

Cameron looks a prat.

Even the tory party are cheering Brown now.

Are there going to be defections from the tory party to the Labour or Lib Dems.

The electoral reforms went down well.

Notice tory party e-mailers have been organised for blunderbuss responses.

Fred...GORDON Brown was accused of playing pre-election political games last night as he unveiled plans for a complete overhaul of Britain's electoral system just a few weeks before the general election.


The Prime Minister said he wanted to hold a referendum next year on whether MPs should be elected through an "Alternative Vote" system, whereby candidates would be ranked by voters.

In short, he is calling for a parliamentary vote to decide on a referendum vote, which will then decide on a voting system at a general election.

Downing Street insisted yesterday it could push through the reform before the election, but Labour sources were conceding last night that Mr Brown's moves were designed primarily to "out-flank" the Conservatives on electoral reform ahead of the campaign.

The Labour Party seemed quite happy with the electoral system since 1997...strange they want an overhaul just before an election where for the first time since 1997...they are not favourites?

Tabby,

I think it may produce a government more representative of the electorate.

I would be prefer an referendum on proportional representation.

I may come as a amending proposal.

The present system has a bias to guess whom.

Gordon Brown's record on referendum promises is 0 from 1.
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Fred - It beggars belief that your uncompromising bias in support of Gordon Brown continues despite the obvious evidence which is revealed even more on a daily basis of his complete incompetance of a) Chancellor (Spot the missing Gold is just one example sold at bottom of the market, how does he sleep?) and b) His total arrogance, lack of any charisma by-pass which is soreley required, lack of any humility whatsoever etc etc etc. Or is it just me? The guy must be the most hated man on the planet sureley even you must have sussed that by now!

But Fredwhy has it taken him until four months before an election that he believes Labour will losehe simply will never listen to anyone
I will give youhe became Prime Minister at a difficult and unique timethe worst world recession for many yearsbutwhen Brown became chancellor in 1997... Britain held 715 tons of goldin 1999 he decided to sell off more than half of the countrys centuries-old gold reserveshe planned to sell 400 tons before 2002...Brown offloaded the gold at a 20-year low in the markethe was warned that he could barely have chosen a worse momentThe 17 auctions achieved prices for the gold of between $256 and $296 an ounce with an average of $275...remind me of the price nowits good to talkbut he dont know how?he makes too many mistakesand refuses to listen to othersresult = disaster

Oh dear! Is this pertinent to some on here? Is it pertinent to me? If we/I didn't do this, what else can one do instead?