Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Namreh.are you suggesting Greek does all the spadework.and the Escort gets the Truffles.come on?

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GreekNamreh has a pointit dont look good for youand I would get savingIn London the top straight male escorts charge at least 100 per hourso I have been told
Anyway hope this will help? Escort Service for Women:- 0466 509 286
Its not pay and display so she might get a minger?

I went to my local Tesco yesterday. They had a perfume sampler bottle out and so I gave it a couple of sprays into the air - it smelled really nice, so I bought 3 bottles for 10. It's called 'Paradisiac'.

Seeing as it rhymes with "aphrodisiac".....well, you never know your luck.... ;-)

A lady came up to the counter as I was purchasing and said to me that she liked my perfume, so I showed her which one it was that I had sprayed. She said she would get some for her daughter and told me it was a good price at 12 per bottle. Just imagine her face when I said, "Yes, but it is even better when it's on a Valentine offer at 3 for 10." She couldn't believe it.

They also had a male version which was slightly cheaper at 5.99 each or 3 for 10 but I didn't try that. I am not a cheap skate!

Anyhow, just a thought, Greek. What with your economy and all that.

Oh, I nearly forgot!

Don't come out of Tesco without buying the '3 for 1' tins of chopped tomatoes. Look out for the ones with basil and chili in as well.

Exec.... It also rhymes withamIgoingtogetawhack

Thanks for all the advice.

Bit offended by the dress bit as I look far better in a skirt.
As to a male escort, thought that was a cracking idea, so I contacted an agency. they gave me a price which I thought was reasonable, but they did need a photograph. I sent one via the internet and for some reason the price tripled, so that ideas out. Still thanks anyway.

Greek.amIgoingtogetawhack .I would say yesyou must have a death wish?

Changing the subject for poor Greek.does anyone fancy killing the guy that keeps telling us to "go compareI think most of us have got the message.anyone in advertising?if so could you oblige with a Go Fu*k off ad.? language Timothy!

I haven't been around for a while thanks to my wife being carted off to hospital in an ambulance. (She is OK now).

I see we have a new poster who seems to be a typical psuedo intellectual Guardian reader who thinks that we must be nice to those poor unfortunates who shoot people etc. and not only that but doesn't realise that Brown is one of the worst prime ministers we have ever had. (Heath was the worst - he got us into the Evil Empire) I, of course meen that plonker Fred.

I will be voting for the UKIP at the next election. Since they came second in the last election (EU election) it is obvious that a large number of people agree that we must take back our national identity and get rid of their stupid regulations.

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T-i-m

Glad to see you are back your erudition has been sorely missed by MM, Exec, G and H. etc..

Correct me, if I misunderstood you, but you did say it was your wife who has been in hospital? That does surprise me!

Delighted you are voting UKIP. Why not stand as a candidate for them at the next election.

Their party need more candidates of your calibre.

By the way what is your national identity?

Namreh loved the programwas regularly told language Timothy by my Mum and Dadthey never sworeand yes I am still short of forty!anyone remember the name? It must have been late eighties
I see Fred is talking to T-I-M..

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Namrehwell done top of the class

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Bilge.

QE2 Penthouse

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Sorry! (starring Ronnie Corbett as Timothy Lumsden, age 43)