Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Changing the subject for poor Greek.does anyone fancy killing the guy that keeps telling us to "go compareI think most of us have got the message.anyone in advertising?if so could you oblige with a Go Fu*k off ad.? language Timothy!

I haven't been around for a while thanks to my wife being carted off to hospital in an ambulance. (She is OK now).

I see we have a new poster who seems to be a typical psuedo intellectual Guardian reader who thinks that we must be nice to those poor unfortunates who shoot people etc. and not only that but doesn't realise that Brown is one of the worst prime ministers we have ever had. (Heath was the worst - he got us into the Evil Empire) I, of course meen that plonker Fred.

I will be voting for the UKIP at the next election. Since they came second in the last election (EU election) it is obvious that a large number of people agree that we must take back our national identity and get rid of their stupid regulations.

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T-i-m

Glad to see you are back your erudition has been sorely missed by MM, Exec, G and H. etc..

Correct me, if I misunderstood you, but you did say it was your wife who has been in hospital? That does surprise me!

Delighted you are voting UKIP. Why not stand as a candidate for them at the next election.

Their party need more candidates of your calibre.

By the way what is your national identity?

Namreh loved the programwas regularly told language Timothy by my Mum and Dadthey never sworeand yes I am still short of forty!anyone remember the name? It must have been late eighties
I see Fred is talking to T-I-M..

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Namrehwell done top of the class

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Bilge.

QE2 Penthouse

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Sorry! (starring Ronnie Corbett as Timothy Lumsden, age 43)

Greek.what do you think about the Greeks?.they have told a few porkiesand with a multi-billion euro rescue package neededI can see EU solidarity being testedMerkel and Sarkozy talk a good game and Trichet is a tight bastard I wouldnt want them on my front linewhen push comes to shovethe movement will be minimal.me thinks?

Exec.thanks.but I cant get it up.not normally one of my problems

I think the Greeks have a problem that is half their fault and half the fault of the EU allowing them to become a fully signed up member.
Their fault being like that of the UK, spending far more than they can afford, and the EU fault bending their fiscal rules to allow them in.
I also think that this is the start of the end for the Euro. It matters not if Greece is bailed out or not, whichever way it goes the Euro can't survive in it's present form.
Obviously IMHO.

On a lighter note. Always open the tin before you buy.

An Arab Diplomat is suing the family of the girl he married for emotional and moral damages.

According to court papers, he decided to divorce his wife immediately after he remover her 'niqab' during the wedding ceremony to kiss his bride, to find she was cross-eyed and had a beard. It appears he had never seen her without the veil, and had relied on a photograph given to him by the family, which turned out to be a photo of his brides sister.

I know I shouldn't but when I read this, I just couldn't help but laugh.

It looks like she was at least a 3 bagger.

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mnamreh,

I humbly apologise.

Greekas an investorI am concerned that Spain and Portugal might have more to tellall European Countries have their own problemsCredit default swaps for debt risk on Spain and Portugal has supposedly soaredif this gets into an escalation because of Greecethe markets might well collapse againI am surprised they have held up as well so far? after having had a good run last couple of yearsI dont want to give it back in one hitI have bad vibes the plug is going to get pulled the Lehman Brothers wayI would suggestget that cunning plan in place quickall IMO

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Tabasco,

My feelings exactly. I think we are also in for another shock when the UK's true financial debt situation is exposed.
I think anyone who feels the true figures are already known, have their head buried deep in the sand.

Mnamreh,

I now have a very disturbing vision of your sex life, so if I don't comment further it may hopefully go away.