Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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GreekI think Edwina is past the eggs stagemore the hot flushes era Kylie Minogue would make a good chief whipour attendance would be tremendous

Tabbie - as its Friday - Kylie!

Skinnyyou are straight in.Minister for fun.

Too right skinny , this threads got far too serious ..

Jimmy... you can be Minister of home affairsor Hotel onesas you like?

Tabby,

Hell, I have never believed in Heaven or Hell.

Now I know why.

Tabasco ,can't take the job as i'm living abroad at the moment ,just got totally fed up with the UK.

Blessed is he who expects nothing for he shall never be disappointedhow about Foreign Secretary?

Yes i'll take that ,some might not like my radical ways though.

Jimmy as long as you dont involve Edwina and use common sense.you can be as extremist as you like.and dont forgeta Politician is someone who's there when he needs you

'a Politician is someone who's there when he needs you'----- Brilliant
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That was the gag George.and did you know Edwina is like a piano when she is not upright shes grand.

And she can play major to minor?

Her Committees were always a group of men who keep minutes and shagged for hours.

Jimmy B,

Try Haiti,

You could gogo there

note to self.
tis the ides so be careful.
regards
jkd

jkd ,,,whatever it is your smoking can you get me some..

Jimmyhes been smoking it for yearsI think its called Lancashire potpot?...Without the LambPotatoesonionscarrotsturnipbut twice the strength

House of Commons
Children's Commissioner for England [1-6]
To
#Establish a Childrens Commissioner for England; to make provision for the
Commissioners duties including monitoring complaints procedures for
children, overseeing arrangements for childrens advocacy, monitoring
legislation to ensure that the needs of children are taken into account,
overseeing child death reviews and carrying out inquiries into major child
abuse cases and child deaths; and to make provision to ensure that the work of
the Commissioner is compatible with the UN Convention on the Rights of the
Child.
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It appears to me that the Government have set up this commission to protect children.
The killers of James Bulgeras we know were also ChildrenMaggie Atkinson who was appointed to the post last autumn has insisted that Venables and Thompson should not have been prosecuted for his murder because children under the age of 12 who commit crimes are too young to understand the full consequences of their actionsso there is a message to the vast organised crime rings that already pollute this countrytake on children from broken homes under their wings for hitsblaggstheft.extortionif the children get caughtthey get helploveattention and understandingall at our expensehow do these cranks get Government positions?give a twelve year old street wise kid an I-phonemp4...laptopcomputer gametwenty Benson. Maggie Atkinson will soon see how child like these mini gangsters arerebel kids already shopliftfenceand bullywithout punishment.an ASBO has military ranking with the gangs now we want to let them murder free of chargewhat message is that giving out?. FFS!