CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Good morning all, I don't fancy being eyed up by her!.

Let's hope it's a good day for all. I have to be out part of the day so I shall rely on you regulars to keep order in the markets. Meanwhile, breakfast calls.

Morning Socco, like you I am at home today on hols

Bonza Jeffmack.

Kivver - ohhh-errr nearly choked on my toast! LOL
How are we all this morning??
:>)

bunny i am not very happy at all

No come on Lambykins, where are those great British attributes of stiff upper lip, straight back, tolerance and forebearance? Get a grip there.

Socrates; The only grip he will feel is carpet grip after he has been made into a shag pile carpet if he is not back home soon.

mrs lambykins i dont know who you are but i am not sacred of you and anyway i am back home already with svetlana and doris and tatyana matilda

socrates i do live in england now but i was born in australia

Lambykins - there is only one thing for it...
Go home, flowers in hand and grovel.....

OR
Hitch a ride on the next plane to Rio
;>)

Kayak - nice one

Some great fun on www.office-humour.co.uk esp the film clips, cheers al you brought it to my attention.

Any golfers out there. How to get a birdie http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/3466/ media player or similar req

I think they are all fottie mad in here Kivver, could have some closet golfers mind you......
;>)

that will be me then Stockbunny ;0) pssst dont tell anybody.

Lambykins
Born in Australia, we all have a cross to bear. I shall have to remember to post in "Strine" occassionally to make you feel at home.

Don't worry I wont, it will stay between you, me and the beer mats
;>)

stockbunny
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Damn thought I had the machine on silent!
;>)

Morning all

DD

If youre about good draw for your lot, chance to show Manure how poor they really were - not sure about ours and good to see Chelsea stitched up - sorry Hils :-)

some tough ties, but to be the best you have to beat the second best.
CHELSEA v Barcelona
Real Madrid v ARSENAL
Werder Bremen v Juventus
Bayern Munich v AC Milan
PSV Eindhoven v Lyon
Ajax v Inter Milan
Benfica v LIVERPOOL
RANGERS v Villarreal

Hot off the Press News:::::::::::::

SWEET REVENGE Wins at Port Elizabeth today running in the 4th race of a crap outside draw [15] out of 15 runners. Wins at 8-1 by three lenghts going away,
Had the full tutti, TV interview etc.
Presented with a large colour photo of her crossing the line plus a bottle of quality bubbly.
Luvvly Jubbly.

Cafe now has a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!