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Kivver - ohhh-errr nearly choked on my toast! LOL
How are we all this morning??
:>)

bunny i am not very happy at all

No come on Lambykins, where are those great British attributes of stiff upper lip, straight back, tolerance and forebearance? Get a grip there.

Socrates; The only grip he will feel is carpet grip after he has been made into a shag pile carpet if he is not back home soon.

mrs lambykins i dont know who you are but i am not sacred of you and anyway i am back home already with svetlana and doris and tatyana matilda

socrates i do live in england now but i was born in australia

Lambykins - there is only one thing for it...
Go home, flowers in hand and grovel.....

OR
Hitch a ride on the next plane to Rio
;>)

Kayak - nice one

Some great fun on www.office-humour.co.uk esp the film clips, cheers al you brought it to my attention.

Any golfers out there. How to get a birdie http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/3466/ media player or similar req

I think they are all fottie mad in here Kivver, could have some closet golfers mind you......
;>)

that will be me then Stockbunny ;0) pssst dont tell anybody.

Lambykins
Born in Australia, we all have a cross to bear. I shall have to remember to post in "Strine" occassionally to make you feel at home.

Don't worry I wont, it will stay between you, me and the beer mats
;>)

stockbunny
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Damn thought I had the machine on silent!
;>)

Morning all

DD

If youre about good draw for your lot, chance to show Manure how poor they really were - not sure about ours and good to see Chelsea stitched up - sorry Hils :-)

some tough ties, but to be the best you have to beat the second best.
CHELSEA v Barcelona
Real Madrid v ARSENAL
Werder Bremen v Juventus
Bayern Munich v AC Milan
PSV Eindhoven v Lyon
Ajax v Inter Milan
Benfica v LIVERPOOL
RANGERS v Villarreal

Hot off the Press News:::::::::::::

SWEET REVENGE Wins at Port Elizabeth today running in the 4th race of a crap outside draw [15] out of 15 runners. Wins at 8-1 by three lenghts going away,
Had the full tutti, TV interview etc.
Presented with a large colour photo of her crossing the line plus a bottle of quality bubbly.
Luvvly Jubbly.

Cafe now has a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done, Sweetie!

Nice one LW, congrats

how come we only hear its running when it loses but dont get the nod when its "off" ???

Thanks for the nod LW. So no Sweet Revenge pie on the menu. Could be a good time to sell!