Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

MN,

How many times did you have detention with a Matron?

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NM.

You must be grateful for some insight.


Recognising a problem is the first step to remedying it.

Damn, you will be voting for the Green Party next.

Tossers!

namreh I never upset anyonedo I?All I wanted to do was leave for our vacation tomorrow with the knowledge that my large punt on a hung Parliament was in the bagthanks to good old GB.. not only has he fcuked up my Countrybut he cant even campaign successfullyif he fcuks my punt up as welland with the opposition of Camerons calibre[form figuresPUFFUP/P0P]
I will be a very unhappy Bunnybe safe allback on June 20th.

Namrehwhether I agree with you or not on mattersas a posteryou are the best on these bbs.and you have a great nature

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mnamreh - I was referring to the Green Party :o)

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mnamreh - A heavy section of trimmed tree trunk tossed in competition at Highland Games (Gaelic cabar pole). Sounds right to me.

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Thinking of selling all the Greek government bonds that I bought when I sold all my Icelandic Bank Shares, just after they went bust.
Anyone else looking for a good investment, please feel free to send me your cheques, as just like Gordon, he of the promised referendum on the EU treaty 'You can trust me', just look at my track record.

And remember what the good book says, 'Better a sinner that repenteth, than a lying, morally corrupt politician that is found out'

It appears from a leaked document that MI5 have picked up the following conversation from a mobile.

"Sorry, Mandy, but I'm being bullied again" (slightly unclear)
"Is that you Gordon. If you stop crying I will be able to understand you"
Yes, it's me. I didn't mean to"
"You didn't mean to what"
"Well it wasn't really my fault. It was Sarah's, she put me with a woman, who (blubber) who asked me a difficult question"
"What did you say" (exasperated tone).
"It wasn't fair, she raised her voice, and wagged her finger at me, You know it upsets me when people argue with me".
"What did she ask you".
"She asked me about immigration and the economy".
"What did you say"
"What you told me to say, honest, cross my heart and hope to die"
"So you told her, she could trust you with both"
"Well sort of, I forgot the bit of paper you gave me with what I should say on it".
General discussion of what was said
"Look Gordon you have to stop blubbering and get a grip, I hope your using your hankie and not your sleeve like you usually do"
Sound of snivelling

"Can't really understand what went wrong. You towed the party propaganda I mean party line. Please don't tell me you smiled"
"Yes, but I didn't mean to"
Deep groan
"Did anything else happen"
"Not really"
"Come on Gordon, Uncle Mandy knows when your telling fibs"
"You will be angry with me, I know you will, and you will shout, and, and"
"Pull yourself together. Tell me what's upsetting you"
"Well when I got in the car, you know the big black one they always shove me into quickly after, after"
"Right, if you don't tell me right now, I will come down there and give you something to cry about. By the way where are you".
"Not telling, so there"
Mandy calming down.
"Look it can't be that bad"
"It was orrible, I was heard to call her a bigot"
"Why the hell did you use that word, you don't even know what it means"
"I know, I'v heard you and other grown-ups say it before so I thought I could"
"But I am a grown-up, there are some words that you really shouldn't use till you know what they mean"
"Are you really angry, I have said sorry"
"Now I am really very angry, you didn't admit you were wrong did you, tell me you didn't"
"I did, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
"There you go again. How many times have I told you, you never, never use that word. You should always say you were quoted out of context, remember like you did in the Iraq enquiry, or that you misunderstood"
"Well she must have forgive me, cause she gave me a glass of milk and a Jammy dodger"
Call ended on hysterical laughter, crying and the sound of a phone being banged in temper. It is not yet known who was doing which.

An MI5 spokesman stated that they can not yet divulge any details of the callers identity, as the transcript has been seized by the government to be checked for redactions, sorry I meant accuracy. MI5 spokesman starts giggling, believed to be a Tory voter.

Well that's the TV debates over, NC in the first of the three programmes came across quite well although his continual arm waving was an irritation come the end of last night, but hey it's policies that matter. He wants to dump Trident, he wants to dump the for the euro, he wants to open the immigration floodgates.

First and foremost a government's priority is to protect it's citizens, if they cannot do that then nothing else matters, because we will either be dead or ruled by an oppressive regime. So Trident is a must.

The euro is a new kid on the block and is in the throes of turmoil atm, and does not seem to be coping with the problems in Greece very well, if Greece's problems spread to Portugal, Spain or Ireland then there would be doubts over it's survival. It is becoming clear to all what has been obvious to many, one size does not fit all. So the is a must.

Immigration has been very loosely controlled to say the least, as a small island it is essential that immigration is controlled properly in order to protect the NHS, housing needs, living standards, and jobs etc, of not only British citizens but also the immigrants themselves. So close the floodgates.-----AIMV of course.
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What does standing with one leg up mean?

My budgie did that, then he fell off his perch.
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I think Gordon's pose was to make sure his foot was as far away from his mouth as possible.
Also he was perhaps trying to show he, 'does have a leg to stand on'.

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What I find interesting, is Cameron's into get work dodgers of the benefits system into to work.

Yet again, he is reducing the probable number of jobs and increasing unemployment by his "proposed" cut backs and "efficiency" moves.

If the public swallow this then they are madder than I think.

Also interesting the polls suggest hung parliament and I find it difficult for a tory/lib pact with said policy differences and the fight on proportional representation which would remove the chances of tories being in power again.

It is still all to play for.