Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I am confused by :

"The Scotland is just northern England. I used to be married to a girl from Elgin and I used to write to him at Elgin, Morayshire, Northern England."

As you used the past tense, I can understand why she may feel happy to escape any obligation she may have felt to you.

But your statement does confuse me.

I would expect a job for G Brown in the EU, or even the UN.

There's nothing confusing about it. Clearly the girl used to be a man.

He' going to work for charity ,probably at the Oxfam shop on Edinburgh.

Working for a charity, I hope they don't make him treasurer.
Working for the EU, I thought as PM he was already doing that by not allowing a referendum.
Working for the UN, should fit in well. They are just about as disjointed as the Labour party is.

But seriously, I can see him working for the EU or the UN.

will that be before or after he pens his autobiography and pockets a few bob?

Stable,

His autobiography should be interesting.

Buy it, It may help to educate you.

Surely you don't expect Gordon to tell the truth. It would be a major change for him if he did.

MICHEAL JACKSON IS ALIVE !!! and posing as a burns victim check it out on Yahoo......... ..If thats true i reackon he'll be rereleasing don't blame it on the sunshine ..

Fred - You used to be an arse. You're rapidly slipping forward.

I will probably be first in the que to buy Gordon Brown autobiography. I love good fiction.

How about suggestions for a title.

The bullies guide to politics. (Foreword by John Prescott).
Reversed Alchemy, (First one to get the connection gets a free GB signed copy, second prize, 2 signed copies).
I'm a celebrity, just try and get me out of here (Perhaps a tad long).
I did it my way, sod the cabinet.
Prudence's last stand. (A romance, free Viagra coupon inside)
How to be a bigot in 1 easy lesson. (Translated into at least 1 other language...Scotish).
Sorry is the hardest word. (my favourite).

What a difference a day makes ?

It was my party and I'll cry if I want to ?

Hey diddle diddle we're all on the fiddle!
2517

The world is wrong.

Great. I knew this would bring the quips out. At least we can bring a smile to people.
Pity there can't be a prize for best title.
Perhaps after Friday 12 noon we can all vote for best title (No coalitions accepted).
Will be away from Sat to Sat, on my yearly walk for charity.

Please,please,please let me get what I want.

Just listened to somebody at the local pub telling his mate that Cameron had got into bed with Clegg.

His mate wanted to know which was the biggest harlot.

Did your chewing gum lose its flavour overnight ?

LOL

I am waiting to see if Gordon Brown was fixing the figures regarding the debt. It looks like he was fixing the unemployment figues judging by the large rises and terrible figures today.