Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Surely you don't expect Gordon to tell the truth. It would be a major change for him if he did.

MICHEAL JACKSON IS ALIVE !!! and posing as a burns victim check it out on Yahoo......... ..If thats true i reackon he'll be rereleasing don't blame it on the sunshine ..

Fred - You used to be an arse. You're rapidly slipping forward.

I will probably be first in the que to buy Gordon Brown autobiography. I love good fiction.

How about suggestions for a title.

The bullies guide to politics. (Foreword by John Prescott).
Reversed Alchemy, (First one to get the connection gets a free GB signed copy, second prize, 2 signed copies).
I'm a celebrity, just try and get me out of here (Perhaps a tad long).
I did it my way, sod the cabinet.
Prudence's last stand. (A romance, free Viagra coupon inside)
How to be a bigot in 1 easy lesson. (Translated into at least 1 other language...Scotish).
Sorry is the hardest word. (my favourite).

What a difference a day makes ?

It was my party and I'll cry if I want to ?

Hey diddle diddle we're all on the fiddle!
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The world is wrong.

Great. I knew this would bring the quips out. At least we can bring a smile to people.
Pity there can't be a prize for best title.
Perhaps after Friday 12 noon we can all vote for best title (No coalitions accepted).
Will be away from Sat to Sat, on my yearly walk for charity.

Please,please,please let me get what I want.

Just listened to somebody at the local pub telling his mate that Cameron had got into bed with Clegg.

His mate wanted to know which was the biggest harlot.

Did your chewing gum lose its flavour overnight ?

LOL

I am waiting to see if Gordon Brown was fixing the figures regarding the debt. It looks like he was fixing the unemployment figues judging by the large rises and terrible figures today.

The 'electoral reform'society is just a branch of the 'Lets give the so called Lib so called Dems more MPs even at the expense of a shambles society.

There are bound to be a few jokes like this one until he gets a nice little earner at our expense in the EU.

Haystack,

That is by biggest worry. I am sure that when the books are examined, many more billions of debt will be discovered.
And that is not even allowing for PFI's building schemes where all cost are 'off the books' something as I previously said, would if a private company did not carry this on the accounts would be looked at by the FSA.
Remember he also fixed the crime figures for 2 years in a row which he later had to admit to, when Home Office Officials stated that the full list had not even been completed.
Also of course we had the fiddled immigration figures when for a while not all dependents, were counted.
Of course there were the statements he made in the 'House' that the defence budget had increased in real terms over several years. This again had to be corrected, when the figures proved him wrong. He had knowingly 'Lied'.
I could go on but the list is endless.

I can't see what job Gordon is going to do. Traditionally politicians have gone into jobs that have to do with people. Gordon is terrible with people. I think the EU is to do with people so that rules him out.

How about adviser to the Greek governmemt on money matters?!

London Mayor Boris Johnson compared the new coalition to a "cross between a bulldog and a Chihuahua" and a "bright blue tropical fish with yellow dots".

He told Sky News: "I think actually that the British people in their brilliance and their imagination have come up with something potentially rather wonderful.

"They've taken the political palette of colours and they've mixed them. They didn't want pure Conservative, they certainly didn't want Gordon Brown. And they've got something new and different.

"They've created a mongrel breed. It's a kind of cross between a bulldog and a Chihuahua. And like all mongrel breeds I think it will have a great deal of hybrid vigour and strength."

He said he did not believe there would be infighting or bickering between the parties, adding: "There's huge pressure on the Lib Dems in the Cabinet, on the Tories in the Cabinet, on all of us to get together and sort it out.

"I think it's a robust and interesting new specimen. It's like a glorious new, bright blue tropical fish with yellow dots, and it might well survive for a very long time. It might be very popular and very successful."

I emailed the picture of Gordon to the UIniite union and to the Labour Party. They need something to laugh about.