Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

It will be a feat to bring all those miners to the surface.....a Hollywood film is bound to made about this.

Just paid my hairdresser, who actually visits the house and does both me and my wife, and of course, we catch up on 'the latest'.

On the plus side:

She's just had a boob job. Stunning! And she's flashing lots of cleavage too! Phwoar! I hardly dare look at them. Perhaps it was a good job she was mostly behind me whilst cutting away? It would have been difficult to stop looking at them at such very close quarters.

I wasn't sure whether she wanted me to look at them or not. But I daren't really. With my wife there too, I had to use lots of decorum, I suppose.

We are quite discerning and she is one of those hairdressers who can actually make a really good job of cutting hair. IMHO, not many can. She is also an excellent lady's cutting stylist. Thus I do want to keep a good professional relationship with her, particularly for wifey's sake.

On the minus side:

She has just lost her 17 yr old cousin, who was the only fatality in a car crash a couple of nights ago. We didn't go into any details. It seems it was very late at night and alcohol was involved. How terrible for her family. She calmly told us how they are all just trying to get on with their lives despite this terribly traumatic shock. We did not discuss it much at all.

Actually, on a previous occasion, when she couldn't leave her home because of car problems, we visited her house to get our hair done. I was amazed to see about six or seven actual holes in her floor boards in the dining end of her kitchen, where she cut our hair. The remaining boards were the remnant of a, now-treated, woodworm infestation. It was school holiday time and the kids were there too. Everyone in the family, including the dog, seemed to be very well practiced at 'not falling down the holes in the floor boards'. She told us the floor has been like that since she bought the house about 7 yrs ago and that she is 'saving up to have them replaced'. Hmmm?

Not having a man around the house must be very difficult for her so she must be trying to make herself attractive to blokes. Good Luck to her. However, we continue to debate as to whether she has her priorities right and even, whether she will attract the right sort of men. She told my wife the boob job cost just short of 4k. IMHO, I do think they look very, very firm and a bit too 'concretey'.

I suppose it's a matter of personal taste but I do like breasts to be a bit on the soft side, personally speaking. And further on the minus side, with her cutting our hair in our home, she doesn't bring one of those big mirror thingies. One could have been quite useful today. ;-)

Oh, and just to finish off on a positive note: Although she's a single mum, her two kids are fantastic, well behaved, sensible and interesting to talk to, and a great credit to her.

This stuff happens around once per month. I think I might invest in some mirror fronted sun glasses and a headache for next time. ;-)

Exec ,maybe she should have replaced the floor boards instead of having a boob job .

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mnamreh

Are you a women ?

Wo to men!

Mind I know a little woman who often seems more than one.

Besides, isn't a breast the first thing a babe gropes for after being born.

For some it remains their driving urge.

(Could be a sign of immaturity.)

Breasts are like train sets. They are meant for the kids, but it is the fathers who end up playing with them.

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Bantering the opposite sex is just one of life's little entertainments as is bantering Chavski supporters about how Roman got his millions!

Its not something to get pissed off about, there other thing's to worry about like not getting a hard on when having your hair cut.

You should get it waxed, Alders. That would kill your urge!

AHHHH, yep works for me

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Robert A. Hall is the actor who plays the coroner on CSI if you watch that show.

"I'm 63 and I Tired"
by Robert A. Hall


I'm 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I've worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven't called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there's no retirement in sight, and I'm tired. Very tired.

I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.

I'm tired of being told that I have to pay more taxes to "keep people in their homes." Sure, if they lost their jobs or got sick, I'm willing to help. But if they bought McMansions at three times the price of our paid-off, $250,000 condo, on one-third of my salary, then let the left-wing Congress-critters who passed Fannie and Freddie and the Community Reinvestment Act that created the bubble help them with their own money.

I'm tired of being told how bad America is by left-wing millionaires like Michael Moore, George Soros and Hollywood Entertainers who live in luxury because of the opportunities America offers. In thirty years, if they get their way, the United States will have the economy of Zimbabwe, the freedom of the press of China, the crime and violence of Mexico, the tolerance for Christian people of Iran, and the freedom of speech of Venezuela.

I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to.

I'm tired of being told that "race doesn't matter" in the post-racial world of Obama, when it's all that matters in affirmative action jobs, lower college admission and graduation standards for minorities (harming them the most), government contract set-asides, tolerance for the ghetto culture of violence and fatherless children that hurts minorities more than anyone, and in the appointment of U.S. Senators from Illinois.

I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia use our oil money to fund mosques and mandrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in America, while no American group is allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia to teach love and tolerance.

I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate. My wife and I live in a two-bedroom apartment and carpool together five miles to our jobs. We also own a three-bedroom condo where our daughter and granddaughter live. Our carbon footprint is about 5% of Al Gore's, and if you're greener than Gore, you're green enough.

I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses while they tried to fight it off? I don't think Gay people choose to be Gay, but I damn sure think druggies chose to take drugs. And I'm tired of harassment from cool people treating me like a freak when I tell them I never tried marijuana.

I'm tired of illegal aliens being called "undocumented workers," especially the ones who aren't working, but are living on welfare or crime. What's next? Calling drug dealers, "Undocumented Pharmacists"? And, no, I'm not against Hispanics. Most of them are Catholic, and it's been a few hundred years since Catholics wanted to kill me for my religion. I'm willing to fast track for citizenship any Hispanic person, who can speak English, doesn't have a criminal record and who is self-supporting without family on welfare, or who serves honorably for three years in our military.... Those are the citizens we need.

I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of both parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

Speaking of poor, I'm tired of hearing people with air-conditioned homes, color TVs and two cars called poor. The majority of Americans didn't have that in 1970, but we didn't know we were "poor." The poverty pimps have to keep changing the definition of poor to keep the dollars flowing.

I'm real tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

Yes, I'm d--- tired. But I'm also glad to be 63. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter..

Robert A. Hall is a Marine Vietnam veteran who served five terms in the Massachusetts State Senate.

There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
This is your chance to make a difference.

Is he tired of America making a ball's up of every war they have fought , defeated in Vietnam by a army of peasants , defeated by a bunch of war lord's in Somali , retreating from Iraq and Afganistan and then telling us it as made the world a safer place. sorry they did invade Grenada illegally and won, what for I can't remember.

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Osborne interests me this weekend.

Dole claimers, who claim more than their correct their proper allowances, are labelled immoral and to be prosecuted and fined and prosecuted. (How they pay those fines will be interesting.)

(Suppose they can do a little breaking and entry.)


While many MPs made false massive false allowance claims keep their job and appear to walk away Scot free.


I wonder if those caught do Tax Evasion will end up in clink.

Probably, many will migrate.

(The level fields of Eton are more and more apparent, the morality even more interesting.)

I always thought one of my main responsibilities towards myself and my family is to work towards maximising my own income and minimising my own expenditure.

I see others doing the same.

Some use tax evasion. Some use tax avoidance. Some use 'professionally thought up methods'. Some use methods which are just gutterally basic.

I see our MPs in action. I see world leaders in action. I observe the likes of Philip Green, Lord Ashcroft, Robert Mugabe, Tony and Cherie Blair and others far too numerous to mention, all going about their business.

I observe all sorts of people preaching all sorts of differing moralities and false causes to us, the populace at large, and find all of this so very confusing.

So I just try to do my best to muddle through it all the best I can.

The new govenment are doing the right thing stopping all these spongers and lets not forget just how Labour were caught with their hands in the till ,also Cameron overturning some of these stupid health and safety laws is just what is needed ,lets hope Labour are dead and buried for a long time..