Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

the meeting progresses.

even ii tags joins and proves once and for all that he really was talking out of his ass!!!

oh dear - look what ive started now!!!

Bos - glad you enjoyed friday - i thought it was a good day (and had an even better night in the casino lol)

I have my marigolds and vaseline ready. ii's gonna regret that!
H

Explosive,
The first instalment of "the hunt for the beer monkey" is written and available, BUT it is so long I don't think it right to post it on here.
Would e-mail it to you but your contact details aren't filled in!!!
Only you interested really, so its not reasonable to take up space with it and bore the pants off everyone else!!
Alan

Looks like you've already done that to ii, Alan

Go on - you know you want to.

hiya fundy. lucky you!!! i've decided to give scrips betting thingie a miss for now. i think i would be in the "don't get it" category that you mentioned. maths was never my thing at school and still isn't. really enjoyed the day, though.

enjoy yourself , alan, he deserves it!!!!

Alan - My details are filled in..... The bit that says public viewing..... Its the monkey reckon....

Apologies. Its on its way shortly.
Alan

Sent it, explosive.
I know its meant to be mildly funny, but please don't laugh. I am a sensitive soul.
Alan

And what about the rest of us?

chocolat,
Lets see what explosive thinks. He can play editor. If he thinks it worthy of inclusion on this esteemed thread, I will post it.
Hows that for a compromise!!
Alan

I can confirm that the offer has been turned down, the board are considering a hostile take over of (TTYT).

MIT is smaller than TTYT. Surely it should be a reverse takeover. Can't be an MBO cos this place is unmanageable and none of us have any brass.
Rights issue, anyone?
Alan

Scuse me - we don't need brass.
We can do a Phoenix on the taxpayer.
No-one will ever notice.

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!

You swallowed a filling, sequestor?

There is sad, and there is sadder, this thread must be the saddest,
what a bunch bunch of cretins,

Now dont anyone even think of responding !!!!

Baza

Oh blimey - that's us bunched then