Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I'm not that weedie chocolat

Jim lad

Actually chocolat i look more like this .

and me ;0)

aye, jimmy.......and then you wake up :)
total and utter failure in our champinvest comp. now up over 37% and 1 in monthly chart. don't know what to do now? keep trying to lose the money (so far unsuccessful) or play the game properly and try to make money (so far unsuccessful)?

comfort food.

Bos , you should try and win the grand now ,or should i say carry on trying to lose it ,,i'd go for it we are already half way through the month.

i think you're right , jimmy. if i start trying to play the game properly i'll only piss it away. keep on losing it , it is then!! :)

the food was good last night ;)

Not bad this morning either



all it needed was a blowtorch

are they comfort prunes? to keep you regular perhaps?

...as clockwork.

if you're going to get pink and furry , these might be preferable.

and me!

My daughter has one of them pink clocks from tesco.

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore & call girl?
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."
He replies: "Good enough."

Couldn't she have said she was in wholesale??

Or perhaps an undertaker helping to bury a few stiffs?

Worked with SEO on meat packaging???

A mechanic that services old bangers??

Ironmonger? (screws and nuts)