Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Ah, memories; have you been warned about the super poos?, just wait until you start feeding solids!
kim

Such friendly looking girls .

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so) ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK !

was having a great dream last night that kinda started out like the above pic ......

what did it finish with then :-)

never got there:( ..... i was rudely awakened by hungry cries.

the brunette was very familiar in me dream though .......;) no idea who the blonde was or why they were dancing on a desk .......

Dad where's me dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just found out my diagnosis of annorexia was wrong.
Apparantly I am a bullemic amnesiac.
I eat shedfuls of food and just forget to throw up afterwards.

You have my full sympathy Alan, it's a nasty affliction.....I suffered for many years with 'reverse bullemic amnesia', lost loads of weight because I couldn't remember where I kept the food.
kim

:-))

This ones definitely for Al today,

I'll pay good money for the negatives.
if that picture of me gets public it could ruin my reputation.
Alan

come on everybody ....sing-a-long ........ ahhhhthreeandafourandawun ..... oh happy day ..... :)))

Can't remember the words, Bos.

Shouldn't that be nappy day Bosley?

DO NOT BE AFRAID EARTHLINGS. WE INTEND YOU NO HARM. WE COME IN PEACE.
we currently have a death ray focussed on your puny and worthless planet.
Our timewarping inter-galactic spaceship, the USS Mondeo, has run out of power in orbit near your inconsequential little globe, and the lithium cells canae take it, captain (sorry, slipped into StarTrek speak there).
We urgently need fuel of a type which your planet cannot provide and does not even have a word for.
Our Geo-scientists have, however, discovered that an alternative does exist. It is a fine blend of tobacco, Theakstons Old Peculiar real Ale and those little pictures of the Queen you all carry in your wallets. We need massive quantities of each, or we will have no choice but to dissolve your planet in a nuclear fireball.
To save your ridiculous little species you need to send all the supplies of those three items you can muster, to us. We have hijacked the so-called hewittalan6 and the cash, beer and fags, Sorry, necessary supplies can be forwarded via the funny little envelope next to his name.
Finally, if any of you see that Stephen Speilberg geek, tell him if he makes us that ugly in his next film, we're gonna set fire to his beard.
Peace,
Admiral uyfoygfasydgf of the planet iofjvnkufkjsl

Al have you lost your tablets ??

Why have you put a picture of my mother-in-law on here Alan? It's bad enough seeing her as much as I do...oh, and they are not having my Freddie Mercury poster.
kim

What does a guy have to do to blag some alcohol, nicotine and cash around here?

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