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Lovely sunny day here too so I think I'll put the jockstrap on my haggis and take him/her/it for a walk. It's a bit fat and clearly needs some exercise.

Hils

please post us a piccie :-)

Morning all tea please.

It is indeed gorgeously sunny...Hils - watch out that your haggis doesn't go off, somewhere.

And go all limp.

A pet haggis must be kept on a sloping roof with a sprinkler system installed and kept on permanently (remember to pay the water charges) and with a sign on the roof, which should be illuminated during the hours of darkness, warning your local burglars of the danger otherwise they will sue you. You will also need to warn the local looney bin, since your conservation efforts in trying to save the haggis clashes with the enormous waste of water and this dilemma will drive the local 'Greens' insane.

I am surprised that the rumours that haggis is really a lambs stomach stuffed with lamb mince etc. hasn't been enough to have the censors ban the subject.

T-I-M.....
Sit down dear, have a cup of tea....
I'm beginning to worry about you.....











;>)

Ok quick danish and pot of tea - got more work to do, so will be
busy typing, see you all later on...

Right all talk of products made from Lambs or Sheep is banned ;-)

Anyone who breaks this rule will be subjected to a session with the Swedish blonds upstairs in the punishment centre.

Please note we have Swedish Blonds of both sexes on our staff.

Silence of the Lambs it will be Spacie. Could I just have a one hour session with the female Swedish blonde please, I don't want to be punished TOO much :-))

OK Optomistic, just so that you know what you in for if you break the rules ;-)

Pop up to the punishment centre, Astrid is waiting for you.......

It will have to wait until after lunch Spacie. Astrid.... related to Tryffid perhaps?

You saying HAGGIS is off, Spacie?
Any objections to neeps then?

By the way - I'm only doing the wages, diversions always welcome.

chocky, do they contains sheep or Lambs?

Breaking news,,,,,glazier breaks glass in old trafford trophy room in bid to find silver wear,,but to no avail,,

Update soon on the consequences ..

Watch it Dave! the bunny's a united supporter of many years!
But I'll buy you a beer if you can behave!
;>)

Well what else is a girl to do surrounded when growing up by
a family where all the males support London clubs...I mean you
have to be different!!!!!

Gordon burns is now on the scene,live at sold trafford.

Related to George, Dave:-) Caught any fish this week?