Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I also found this in the medicine chest, but it seems to have passed its use-by date, as there's something not quite right with the chemical composition . . . .

chocolat, no need for a wheelbarrow at the moment, all this hot sun and not working ........i'm just looking to increase me dosage ;)
doc soul, i'm afraid neither of your prescriptions have the necessary healing effect :))

Nice to see everyone on form today even if a little under the weather.
been out the office and so missed all the fun.

very topical. twice a day orally did you say??? ;)

'kin superb bit of kit :))

Can I take it we are using one to assist with the demolition of the shed?

soul, shed's gone. now me and my buddy, mr kango , are going through concrete like a hot knife through butter. i've even let my jeans fall down so i'm showing the crack of me arse , just for authenticity.

In this day and age of hand wringing liberals and extreme political correctness my crystal ball is predicting a letter to Bos, form something like the Sheds Protection League, or the Outhouses Humane society.

Been reading Howards thread about his daughters musical career and I think I should offer my services as a guitarist.
I can play as many as 3 chords in the same song and I am rarely at odds with the drum beat by more than about 4 seconds.
I am told that this is world class for a retarded, one armed, deaf guitarist so I noe need only to contract a degenerative hearing disorder and cut one of my arms off and I will be truly world class. What a compliment!!
(Good Luck Francesca).
Alan

Al, I will happily offer to provide a drumbeat you will rarely be at odds with. Especially if the song's too quick as my arms get tired.

Bos, I'm jealous; you're having all the fun. I've been wanting to destroy something (in a good cause) for about a fortnight now - I feel this would be a perfect outlet for pent-up aggression. Can I borrow Mr. Kango when you've finished?

soul, why not get to bolton and give me a feckin' hand? lord knows i could do with one. breaking up the concrete isn't too bad. it's shifting and dumping it that's killing me :( i'm not even close to finishing so there's plenty of time to get your arse down here. i've even got some cold beers in the fridge. lordy lord do they taste good on a day like today !!!!!

Steady bos ,,drinking and demolition don't go together

LMAO - can't wait, Bos! Now, let me, see, does Ryanair fly to Bolton?

I'm sending up demolition girl .

I bet those boots don't comply with Health & Safety.

Oh they do soul ,it's so she can't climb the ladder too quickly ,we would'nt want that .

soul, ryanair fly to liverpool/manchester. what time do you land? still plenty concrete left.
ahhhh, jimmy, i would happily pay her the going rate for her services ;) due to health and safety regulations i would have to get my big, red helmet out, too.

On my way now, Bos. Having just had a successful foray into the world of binary betting, I've got the money to pay for my ticket.

What do you mean, it's dark already?

There's a light in the fridge, isn't there? Okay, tell you what, let's take care of the beers in the fridge and tomorrow, if I wake up, I can watch you do some more demolition.

Quite right Jimmy, a lot of nasty accidents in the workplace are caused by too much haste.