Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Guess ;)

blimey!! i didn't think you'd be that fussy ;)

got a gig this afternoon :)

That was bloody quick bosley - where'd you get the pic of my car from?

marc, easy when you know how ;)

blimey, it's quiet in 'ere. i guess everyone's too busy reading the epic seo rns .

LOL - Bos, I have been hoping to find time to read all of that (now standing around 160 unread posts) and have failed dismally. Got to go now and have a bath before popping out for the evening, so I guess I'll have to read it tomorrow when it's about 2,500 unread posts!

The most hilarious bit is that the SP has only moved 0.02p!!

Tried to post a funny cartoon ,but coul'dnt , how's things chaps? been away a lot recently so havn't logged on much .

fine and dandy, james. how are you?

Fine bos ,i have kept up while away ,by using a friends pc or nipping in to a library ,but with limited time, ,i havn't traded anything since early summer, just stayed invested in a few for the year ,always read this thread though.

Good morning, jimmy.
How we have missed your liberal and educational illustrations!!
Do hope you have enjoyed being away, and glad to see your return to the fold.
Alan

Thanks Al , that's a very good find bos !!

The missus has put me on a diet :-(((
Its called the 10 Step Beer diet.
I've got to stay ay least 10 steps away from beer.

Dear Norris McWhirter,
Grandad died and left me something in his will.
It's a flat, round black piece of plastic, about 7 inches across and with a hole in the middle.
Is this a record?

what a lovely, crisp autumn morning. we had some fantastic storms yesterday, thunder and lightening right above us. beautiful it was !!

Spot the difference?

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Looks like how I feel Driver!!
Just seen on the news that Agriculture (cows etc) are responsible for 3% of methane emissions in the UK: after last night, I think I am responsible for the remaining 97%!
kim

So are you starting a new environmental campaign, kim, aimed at getting people to drink less beer and eat more burgers, to reduce greenhouse gas emmisions???

Definitely Alan, especially burgers wrapped in Stanelco materials, that way will produce a natural lessening on the dependancy on alcohol and fags......unless of course, SEO are able to bring their ciggy filter to market in which case smoking will be encouraged!
kim

I get really upset when people describe me as Alcohol and Nicotine dependent.
I need them, obviously, and without them I would lose the will to live, but I am not dependent on them.
Alan

Al, I'm sure you've proved you can give up smoking by doing so numerous times ;o)

About 40 times a day, actually!!
Stopping smoking is just soooo easy.
Not starting again is a bit harder...............