Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

IanT has peruesed the five and a half thousand posts and has made an offer based on the value of the wit and financial acumen displayed therein. He has offered 2 tickets to see Jane Goody in Panto at the Lyceum Theatre, Oldham and a packet of Twiglets.
I say we reject the offer and hold out to see if Rupert Murdoch is interested.
Alan

Jimmy
Saw the profile last night, not a bad prog, it was great to hear murrey walker in fine fettle.
Also bought back some memories of some great and poor moments in the last few years racing.
But worth a watch.

Great fun

Left click and draw lines under the falling sand.
You can set light to it then put it out with some water.

http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

feck murdoch, i want the biggie ...... living tv. imagine that! we might even get to meet the man .....

He has to be Britains biggest con artist!!
And people believe this stuff

Its Maestro by another name.........................

come on. don't knock d.a. there's not enough great comedy on tv as it is !!!

Whats really sad about D.A is he's been going so long i think he's starting to believe his own hype aswell.
Ever seen his program? Strange how they only ever have one home video camera and a torch. Yet big brother can film every part of a house.

The lion sleeps tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_sHnZdDHow&mode=related&search=

Driver, bloody good that ! its not you is it :) ????

smiler
I wish I was that age.

Watch out !!,,,,,,, looking at the news tonight it looks like the govenment are going to tax the hell out of us to stop global warming ,i'll bet within 10 to 15 years the average person won't be able to drive a car .Now if you think that's good ,will i be able to get on a bus outside my house that will take me out in to the country very near to where i need to go ,,,i don't think so ,the only thing global warming round here is my blood, it's boiling !! ...Global warming Bah! the human race is just a blip in the cycle ,,it's warmed up and cooled down several times in the last million or so years.

jimmy, d'ya feel better now you've got that off yer chest?

boy, am i glad to be back at work ....... phew!!!!

It'll kind of balance out anyway.
USA and Europe will cause global warming, but North Korea will start a nuclear winter. Net result.....no change.
Don't know what they are all panicking about.
Anyway, jimmy supports global warming cos it means the wimmin will be wearing less clothes.
alan

Bos,
e-mail sent. i am sure you will enjoy it and if I knew how, I'd put it on here!!!
Alan

alan, superb!!! why stop at britain? i think this could work europe-wide, dontcha fink :)))))

Whoever wrote it gets my vote for Prime minister..............

jimmy
Tax the rich 99.9% it doesn't apply to any one on this site except bos.

driver ,Al's a company director ,meaning he's a multi millionaire ,the same as Bos .

Yeh ,,the only benefit of global warming