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Have one of my mugs of tea optomistic.

Good one Socrates, you are showing your true colours, lol.

Ahh got one at last, thanks Blue.
Socco could find himself in the broom cupboard if he carries on like this!

Is my trolley still wrapped around the light bulb, or per chance dramatically freed itself from bondage?

Oh and good afternoon all :)

OMG when I first entered this coffee house I thought it was just that, a coffee house. Over the past few days I am not certain since Keaydian's remarks about being tied to the bed and now ptholden mentioning bondage. Perhaps I should leave quietly while the going is good.

Weeeeeeee, yippppeeeeeeeeeeeee

Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

Now Blue I think you may have a problem here with K and PTH. Just make sure your 'security' is tight :-)))

Relax Bluelady, if anybody gets out of hand Pru will sort them out. He is a very subtle "enforcer", as it were.

Bluelady in addition to Pru, lambykins just told me he will sort out any problems, he said he is very interested in bondage and beds.

Lol, boys. I must admit with Keaydian streaking and the other happenings it is getting slightly unusual than the normal coffee house.

Be careful Spaceman, Keaydian is 18 stone and probably will show no mercy towards lambykins.

Our Pru will not be impressed by Keaydian's 18 stone. Pru is built with a capital "B", he makes Sylvester Stallone look like a ballet dancer, a small one at that. His military speciality was ripping tank turrets off with his bare hands.

Enough of that, time for triple helping of Full English Breakfast, hold the mushrooms, heavy on the bacon, eggs easy over etc., etc.

Don't worry about lamykins, he's just curious as he is growing up, he's two and a half years old now, which is a very difficult time for a lamb.
edit: morning Socco

Early morning call please, say about 8:30 ish please.

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Good morning world. I'm just wondering if I should give Keaydian a kick as I go past, he doesn't usually rise at 8.30 a.m., mind he did say ish so I'll leave it a little longer.

Tea and toast anyone?

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Morning all. Bit quiet in here this morning.

Morning all - KEAYDIAN GET UP! Yeah a few hours late but better then never LOL
Ok a touch of the ol' Chicken Tikka Masala and rice for lunch people if you're interested.....

Thanks Bunny but I'm not keen on that dish, so I will just have a bowl of soup and a crispy roll.

No problem Socs - homemade veggie in the fridge or select a tiin from the cupboard ;>)

Aye aye Bunny!

Thanks Bunny.