for more information about stanelco click on the links.

driver's research page link
http://www.moneyam.com/InvestorsRoom/posts.php?tid=7681#lastread
website link
http://www.stanelco.co.uk/index.htm

This thread has become awful. Its all boring share analysis and discussion.
What happened to all the condom jokes. I think MAM should ban these investors, they get in the way of a good knob joke.
Alan ;-)

Alan: Life has become serious again; we no longer need towhistle in the dark; the light is at the end of the tunnel; hope springs eternal. BY the way, how do you get the greenhouse, or white on a green background. Is it because you are a clever dick, or because you have a clever dick?

Eric

I would think that the answer is yes to both questions.

The oily one

i think only H can answer that one :)

Eric,
The greenhouse is a portal to an amazing world!!!
Its not really. Its just a link to the website I recently created for a company I am a partner in. Its a crappy website, but better than SEO's and its part of a trial run before we spend a fortune having a professional one done and marketed.
I'm a tight sod, but not as tight as SEO.
Alan

Anybody going to the packing fair at the NEC?If so maybe they could TRY and find out the exact situation with Greenseal,but I doubt SEO will be forthcoming .

Eric,

I think your point is that the machines used for trials were not put to the more rigorous use that full production would involve. If so, point taken, but I would have thought that the point of the trials would have been to test the capability of the machinery for full production, not only the finished product, i.e. the seal. It was a reasonable assumption for investors to make, IMO, that successful trials equated to a system that worked. It now transpires that we're actually still in a 'trial' period. That was not the basis on which many investors invested.

Sorry if this was all said last week, but I was away and have 'skimmed' last weeks posts.

Given that each conversion was estimated as taking between 1-3 days, the 8-9 months since ASDA's exclusivity began has been taken up purely in problem solving. This although several RNS's announced that that the conversions were progressing succesfully.

8-9 months would seem to be ample time to solve any solvable problems, IMO. A problem is either solved or it isn't - being 95% solved is as good as being 0% solved if the conversions are not flowing.

Are we told whether the 2 conversions so far made are 'successful' conversions, or conversions with the '5%' problem?

If the latter, then my point is that there have actually been NO conversions. The technology would appear to be seriously flawed.


Still long, however, but with all fingers crossed!

god, I wish someone would publish some figures.
One step forward another step back. Promises of more jam tomorrow.
Still chelsea got stuffed and hopefully liverpool will progress.
As a Northern Git living in LOndon Theres only so much 'innit' you can take.
If there is a god hopefully there will be proper news soon. Or it's back to posting stuff like this:

As many are aware, the French government recently

>> announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."

>> The normal level is "General Arrogance," and the only two

>> higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The

>> rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's

>> white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military

>> capability.

>>

>> It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert.

>> Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and

>> Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels

>> remain, "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

>>

>> The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to

>> "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They have two

>> higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

>>

>> Seeing this reaction in continental Europe, the Americans

>> have gone from "Isolationism" to "Find Another Oil-rich Nation

>> for Regime Change." Their remaining higher alert states are

>> "Attack Random Countries (Ideally Those Without Any

>> Credible Military)" and "Beg the British for Help."

>>

>> The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent

>> bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to

>> "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet

>> again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not

>> been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940, when tea supplies

>> all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from

>> "Tiresome" to "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British

>> issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the

>> Great Fire of 1666.

tweenie - excellent - lol

CHEER UP LADS & LASSES, HOPE FOR GOOD NEWS SOON!!

APOLOGIES FOR BEING "OFF MESSAGE"........BUT YOU ALL NEED CHEERING UP,


IT'S THE DARWIN AWARDS

These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.

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5th RUNNER-UP Goes to a San Anselmo, a California man who died when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad. The 22-year old David Hubal was pronounced dead at Central Mammoth Hospital.

The accident occurred about 3.0 a.m., the Mono County Sheriff's department said. Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow foam protectors from lift towers, said Lt. Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department. The very same pads are used to protect skiers who might hit towers!!

The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has since been investigated and determined the tower he hit was the one with its pad removed.

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4th RUNNER-UP Goes to Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market.
When the clerk threatened to call the police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into his mouth and walked out without paying. Police found him laying dead in front of the store. Paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat where it had choked him to death.

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3rd RUNNER-UP Goes to poacher Marino Malerba of Spain, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when it fell on him.

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2nd RUNNER-UP "Man loses face at party." A man at a West Virginia party, (probably related to the winner last year, a man in Arkansas who used a .22 bullet to replace the fuse in his pickup truck), popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an large explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tongue.

Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during the party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D.Payne. "Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to a battery and was trying to explode it. It wouldn't go off and this guy said I'll show you how to set it off."

He popped it into his mouth, bit down and blew all his teeth out and his lips and tongue off, Payne said.
Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to a spokes-person at Charleston Area Medical Division. "I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that," Payne said.

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1st RUNNER-UP: Doctors at Portland University Hospital said an Oregon man shot through the skull by a hunting arrow is lucky to be alive and will be released soon from the hospital.

Tony Roberts, 25, lost his right eye last weekend during an initiation into a men's rafting club, Mountain Men Anonymous, (probably known now as Stupid Mountain Men Anonymous) in Grant's Pass, Oregon.
A friend tried to shoot a beer can off his head, but the arrow entered Robert's right eye. Doctors said that had the arrow gone 1 millimetre to the left, a major blood vessel would have been cut and Roberts would have died instantly.

Neurosurgeon Doctor Johnny Delashaw at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels. Delashaw also said that had Roberts tried to pull the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself. Roberts admitted afterwards that he and his friends had been drinking that afternoon. Said Roberts, "I feel so dumb about this."
No charges have been filed, but the Josephine County district attorney's office said the initiation stunt is under investigation.

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And now, THIS YEAR'S WINNER: (The late) John Pernicky and his friend, (the late) Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington amphitheatre. Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" over the nine-foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pickup truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr.Pernicky, who was 100-pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins) to hop the fence and then assist his friend over. Unfortunately, (for the late Mr. Pernicky), there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted (and broken, along with his arm) by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts.

Dangling from the tree with a broken arm, he looked down and saw some bushes below him. Possibly figuring the bushes would break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree.

Finally free, Mr. Pernicky crashed into holly bushes. The sharp leaves scratched his ENTIRE body and now, without the protection of his shorts, a holly branch penetrated his rectum. To make matters worse, on landing, the pocket knife penetrated his thigh, causing massive damage.

Mr. Hawkins, seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony, threw him a rope and decided to pull him to safety by tying the rope to the pick-up truck and slowly driving away. However, in his drunken haste/state, he put the truck into reverse and crashed through the fence landing on his friend, killing him.

Police arrived to find the crashed pickup with its driver thrown 100 feet from the truck and dead at the scene from massive internal injuries.
Upon moving the truck, they found under it, a very dead John, half-naked, scratches on his body, a holly tree branch up his rectum, a knife in his thigh, and, if this wasnt enough, his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25-feet in the air.

Congratulations to all these gentlemen! You've have made the world a safer, smarter place!!

Do hope someone has visited the exhibition to-day and is able to inform us about SEO news!


Thank you - in advance.

Not as off message as you may think, jammyjimmy. because by a strange quirk of fate, that you would not believe if you read it somewhere like a free message board on the internet, all the above were designers and engineers, responsible for the first 2 retrofits of Greenseal machines on behalf of Stanelco.
Even stranger, at each incident a private investor in Stanelco, known only to authorities as "bosley" was seen lurking around doing a passable impression of a pantomime villain!!!
Alan

ohhhhhh no i wasn't !!

bos
So this isn't you then.

ohhhhhh yes he was

driver, nah. with my nose, this is more me .

Enough room for 2 salamis.

Beats reading 'pants' news re SEO.
LOL a lot

i bet there is ;)

Does anyone have any news from the packaging show at NEC?