OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Did I miss breakfast/lunch? Don't want to see another pancake, fluffy or otherwise, for a long time!
Oooooo! Mars, Snickers, Double Decker bars, yummy!!

Morning all, tea's ready :>)

Yes please - what's for brekkie?

Morning all. I've brought along some bite size Shredded Wheat and some blueberries. Pass the Guinness please.

its friday will skip the healthy stuff and go for a guinness please.

Guinness available for anyone who wants it 24/7 in here :>)
Personally I'll stick with the shredded & blueberry combination but will go for a glass of shiraz cab in the afternoon ;>)

Ok fish n chips time :>))
Haddock, rock, cod all available, decent chunky chips, and various side dishes.

Have you got a side dish of sausage toad with onion gravey?

Followed by a side dish of Rhubard crumble and custard?

I think we can rustle that up for you Jeffie considering it's Friday ;>)

And a cherry on top?! :o)

Nah...don't think I can push the staff that far! LOL

is the bar still open?

I hope so -- I could use a large glass of Cabernet myself.

The bar is always open and no-one is barred (unless Bunny says so); the Cabernet is in the cabinet.

Tumbleweed blowing down the bar

OK, I've got the rackets (racquets if you'd prefer!). Tumbleweed tennis; game on!

anyone fancy taking my Pashto exams for me today?

I think that you are all spies talking in code !....it's weird in here !....it's like being in an episode of the prisoner : good morning number 6 !....I am not a number !, who is number one ?....aaahhh ! here comes the roamer !.

Nothing sweet for me today - off to the dentist for my 1st filling since the last one - unless you really do want to swap Robert?

Is your dentist in Helmand skinny?

Oh, good morning number 12.