Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

The Australian Reptile Park are wanting volunteers to:

1: Hand in Funnel Web Spiders.
2. Milk them for their venom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io9x13WPgS0

So if you can help with this, it would no doubt be greatly appreciated.

Nice to see the bust of Winston back on a shelf, occupying pride of place in the Oval Office.

I am sure Churchill would be happy to know that he is now within groping distance of Trump.

ExecLine 75856

"The Australian Reptile Park are wanting Volunteers"


Fred would be interested, but he's otherwise engaged milking the bull...

GB.

If you were offered them as feed, I would think the reptiles would turn their noses up and move away.

Pssst!

Whanna buy a nice house?

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Quote:

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Looks like a Spanish hotel..all that's missing is the Germans nicking the deckchairs.

What a lovely picture ,Churchill's bust back in the Oval office where it should be ..

I did think this was quite clever:

OK. So you are doing some "Internet Shopping".

How do you pay for the 'item'?

Credit Card?
PayPal?
Debit Card?

What are your rights?

What covers you best?

What should you definitely NOT do?

Are you (at least fairly) familiar with Section 75 and your Rights?

The answers to these - and a bit more at: http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/credit-cards/PayPal-Section75

Go back to sleep Fred .

Dumbo,

Is she one of your pinups?

Corbyn in PMQs expressed condolences for the police officer that was (not) killed in Northern Ireland couple of days ago. The officer was shot twice in the arm and is in stable condition in hospital. So much for Corbyn's preparation. As good as fatty Thornbury's.

If you saw Diane Abbott on Andrew Neil's Sunday politics , now that was car crash TV ,god is she thick ,even thicker than fatty Thornbury ..
If Labour lose the two bi elections coming up it could spell the end for them.

jimmy b

"If they lose the two bi elections coming up it could spell the end for them"

I'm not too sure about that jimmy b, after all they had to scrape the bottom of the
barrel to get those two...LOL!

Although little fred could be interested, just to help out his mate corbyn out.

What we need is nutter to win Stoke , bring it on ..

It would be a nutter.

Dumbo.

If that is your case, why don't you stand for election?

That would really be a riot.