Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Fred ,,

I have emigrated once.

Can't be bothered to do it again...

I'm always here to help ,i have a removal truck ready.

It probably doesn't have a MOT.

I thought you would have moved to Trump Land by now.

Been too ill ,my head nearly fell off Fred , however France will look good if Marine wins, we could go there .

Apparently Theresa May is not going to the tv debate.....I was wondering perhaps if I should go in her place......under disguise of course....I'll answer all the questions...perhaps not correctly..I'll give you that..but I'll answer them...

Couldn't have been that good if you came back Fred.

You'll be able to emigrate to Scotland and stay in the EU soon Fred if you believe Jimmy Krankie.

Corbyn has said he won't do TV debates if May doesn't. He is worried that he may lose to an empty chair.

Blimey we've got jimmy and Hays back the good old days are here .Keep it up .

if you lot don't perk up, you'll find goldfinger back too :-)

Dil,

I moved from Wales to England.

Where you an illegal immigrant and sent back Freda .

Lol that was a really bad move Fred :-)

You sure we didn't deport you ?

if you hate the uk then vote labour because this is the party that does hate the uk along with the bbc .

if you love your country and want it to be great again vote CONSERVATIVE

LABOUR WILL GIVE IT AWAY THE PARTY OF HATE

corbyn has told abbot is bed partner to go on hols for 6 weeks so not to fcuk up is small chance of becoming pm . he is going pay for the hol

Labour leader a 'mugwump', says Johnson

In a deeply personal attack on Mr Corbyn, Mr Johnson said people did not realise the "threat" posed by the Labour leader.
"They say to themselves 'He may be a mutton-headed old mugwump, but he is probably harmless'," he writes.

Mr Johnson suggested that with Mr Corbyn as prime minister, Britain would be ill-equipped to deal with an assertive Russia, North Korea's "semi-deranged regime" and so-called Islamic State, which he described as an "evil Islamist death cult".
"He seems to have no grasp of the need for this country to be strong in the world," he said.

"Mutton headed old mugwump". Who else comes to mind? Answers on a postcard please.

I'm saying nothing !

Which one is the right mugwump?

The new banner for the torrid party:

CYNIC , can you answer a question I do not no the answer

if a whisleblower slanderers a person via whistleblowing how can the person being slander clear is good name if he can not get to no who has slander is name